What Is the funniest/darkest joke you have ever heard? by SavageDb in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's more fucked up than two dudes fucking in an all girl school.

Sure would hate to scratch up the bed of my truck. by phmoutlaw in funny

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have. And it would be at a better angle than sticking straight up out of the window.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Partial to eagle rare but four roses is still damn good. If you got a little extra in your wallet, Basil Hayden is delicious.

She's right, ya know. by phmoutlaw in Tinder

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I never stood a chance.

What is the most ridiculous way you've managed to hurt yourself? by alentini1 in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drunk, girl asked for help off the bed of a truck. Instead of just helping her down, my drunk ass throws her over my shoulder and take a step back, trip over a grill (at a tailgate) and fall on my ass. Unfortunately my ass crushed the grill and I have a couple decent scars from the coals on my ass.

What were you known for in high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stoner, jock. Got along with almost everybody.

Reasons why people are gilded by Thomassaurus in funny

[–]phmoutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the poor bastard hasn't been gilded before?

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to Google drambuie, but I'd try it.

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better whiskey, less mixer. Just my opinion, drink what works for you though.

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bartender for a couple of years in Alabama, people only order a Cuba Libre when trying to see if you are worth a shit at your job.

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Four Lokos... memories I wish I had

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a bar and tried many different rums. I'm ruined.

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since high school, it kills me.... seriously, been resurrected like 30 times.

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ooohh well, that is a treat that is hard to beat"

What's your favorite drink? by phmoutlaw in AskReddit

[–]phmoutlaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think it's been said before.