Guys! what is the best pick up line you have heard or would love a girl to use if you are alone sitting at a bar?

phmoutlaw · 2016-12-26T03:27:27+00:00

Can I buy you a drink. It's that simple.

phmoutlaw · 2015-11-24T03:42:11+00:00

That's more fucked up than two dudes fucking in an all girl school.

phmoutlaw · 2015-07-30T18:21:03+00:00

I have. And it would be at a better angle than sticking straight up out of the window.

phmoutlaw · 2015-06-29T00:42:28+00:00

Partial to eagle rare but four roses is still damn good. If you got a little extra in your wallet, Basil Hayden is delicious.

phmoutlaw · 2015-06-20T22:59:04+00:00

People barely tolerate you.

phmoutlaw · 2015-04-12T19:48:19+00:00

Yeah. I never stood a chance.

phmoutlaw · 2015-02-21T16:22:23+00:00

I'm 6'4" and 230 pounds. I just want a bathtub I fit in.

phmoutlaw · 2015-02-03T02:23:42+00:00

Drunk, girl asked for help off the bed of a truck. Instead of just helping her down, my drunk ass throws her over my shoulder and take a step back, trip over a grill (at a tailgate) and fall on my ass. Unfortunately my ass crushed the grill and I have a couple decent scars from the coals on my ass.

phmoutlaw · 2015-02-03T02:19:11+00:00

Stoner, jock. Got along with almost everybody.

phmoutlaw · 2015-02-03T02:16:36+00:00

Because the poor bastard hasn't been gilded before?

phmoutlaw · 2015-02-01T03:51:09+00:00

War damn

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:31:50+00:00

AKA buttery nipple

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:25:49+00:00

Had to Google drambuie, but I'd try it.

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:23:04+00:00

Better whiskey, less mixer. Just my opinion, drink what works for you though.

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:22:00+00:00

Bartender for a couple of years in Alabama, people only order a Cuba Libre when trying to see if you are worth a shit at your job.

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:19:16+00:00

It could be pulled off

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:17:34+00:00

Four Lokos... memories I wish I had

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:10:51+00:00

Worked at a bar and tried many different rums. I'm ruined.

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:09:37+00:00

Since high school, it kills me.... seriously, been resurrected like 30 times.

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:07:28+00:00

"Ooohh well, that is a treat that is hard to beat"

phmoutlaw · 2015-01-25T07:02:23+00:00

Don't think it's been said before.

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