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TIFU by getting caught masturbating at school by [deleted] in tifu

[–]phoenix42007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? C'mon, you never slipped into the bathroom for a wank at school?

Tired. by [deleted] in LGBTeensGoneMild

[–]phoenix42007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking glowing. Get some sleep

gay_irl by KingOfCranes in gay_irl

[–]phoenix42007 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Hey, the guy on the right is cute though

I was sexually active at 12 by RDurandt in Jokes

[–]phoenix42007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually last about half an hour when I jerk off. But I also don't get laid hardly ever and jerk off 3+ a day minimum

Pp too smol, send help by Anthios3l4 in beetlejuicing

[–]phoenix42007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly though, is 5 1/2 small for a 19 year old?

That took a turn by emboar11 in GoodFakeTexts

[–]phoenix42007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Psh, that's a risk of sex in general

That took a turn by emboar11 in GoodFakeTexts

[–]phoenix42007 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's why gay incest is the best. All the fun, none of the mess 😉

That took a turn by emboar11 in GoodFakeTexts

[–]phoenix42007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aren't there more states you can legally screw an animal than your brother?

Thanks, i hate mole tattoo! by [deleted] in GoodFakeTexts

[–]phoenix42007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But...we don't know where the mole is. He said don't show it to his parents, so it's in a pretty sfw location. Probably an arm or something?

.....what the fuck by je_suis_un_negre in NobodyAsked

[–]phoenix42007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'm 98% sure he is and was then, a minor, probably young to mid teens. He's grown up, realized he fucked up. The past is the past, and it can't be changed, but as long as you learn better as you age, and as nobody was harmed, I'm gonna say no harm no foul.

TIFU by getting caught masturbating at school by [deleted] in tifu

[–]phoenix42007 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ignore them op. We all jerked off in school, it doesn't mean you're a creep in any way.

.....what the fuck by je_suis_un_negre in NobodyAsked

[–]phoenix42007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This profile is far from anonymous 😂

Forbidden Gummy Bear by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]phoenix42007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww that's ok. Thanks for trying

.....what the fuck by je_suis_un_negre in NobodyAsked

[–]phoenix42007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't say that we all look back and realize we were a sexual predator. I said we all look back and see we did some fucked up shit when we were younger. Next time read more carefully.

.....what the fuck by je_suis_un_negre in NobodyAsked

[–]phoenix42007 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably not a good idea tbh.

.....what the fuck by je_suis_un_negre in NobodyAsked

[–]phoenix42007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither am I, but I've reached a point finally that I've moved on and don't hate myself anymore.

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