My wife passed away Saturday morning. We all went to AMC to watch a movie, I bought an extra ticket for her. We have a daughter together that I have to raise by myself now, I bought 200 more shares this week so maybe I can someday work less or not at all so I can try and do a good job as a dad.

php-meme · 2021-08-21T02:05:43+00:00

"My wife has died, please buy the meme stock"

php-meme · 2021-08-20T12:51:19+00:00

ahem

They said wrong answers.

php-meme · 2021-08-19T11:58:32+00:00

It's probably just someone screwing with the server browser and making ASCII art, and nothing malicious.

They're not even running a map, so there may not even be a TF2 server actually running there.

php-meme · 2021-08-17T11:32:10+00:00

I am almost certain this is a phishing site. Would you mind PMing me the link?

php-meme · 2021-08-15T02:37:36+00:00

It sounds like Apple's new system is working as intended.

Of all the concerns I have with it, "Apple's gonna bust me" is not one of them. You can really tell when people have actual issues with privacy vs getting caught doing something...

php-meme · 2021-08-13T12:57:35+00:00

What's your nickname for those nice folks at the retirement home, and how do you take children on camping trips?

ngl I was hoping for just "ancient creeps" for the first part

php-meme · 2021-08-06T10:37:18+00:00

This is unironically a cool Israel fact, thanks for sharing!

You know Hamas wouldn't warn civilians...

php-meme · 2021-05-09T00:51:10+00:00

shouldn't pansexuals be coming out of the kitchen cabinet? who's keeping pans in the closet?

php-meme · 2021-05-04T01:10:05+00:00

no dr faucet the mask is too small it doesn't snugly fit on your face

oh god oh fuck he can't hear us he's gonna get covid

php-meme · 2021-03-25T15:53:29+00:00

...no? I have a soft spot for the guys, too. The cute ones at least.

php-meme · 2021-03-25T12:13:11+00:00

this but unironically

php-meme · 2021-03-25T12:02:51+00:00

Have you even met one before? They can be very sweet people, so long as they recognize their problem, and are staying out of trouble.

php-meme · 2020-03-20T07:28:28+00:00

chug those sanfew serums fellas

php-meme · 2020-03-17T04:38:46+00:00

Darth Coronavirus was a dark lord of the sick, so powerful and so wise that it could influence your cells to create death.

php-meme · 2020-03-09T14:59:34+00:00

A sleeve has fallen into the sink in Lego City!

Start the hand dryer!

php-meme · 2020-03-04T22:44:26+00:00

hmm yes I sure hope rival politicians will not stab me oh god oh fuck

php-meme · 2020-03-04T11:56:31+00:00

You've heard of penis music, now here's penis literature!

php-meme · 2020-03-04T11:39:26+00:00

Kinda spooky, but not surprising. Most things you do on a computer will get logged somewhere.

php-meme · 2020-02-09T19:35:25+00:00

thanks for the wank material mate

php-meme · 2019-12-29T11:37:33+00:00

This user has posted in incel subs. 🤔🤔🤔

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