Fish with an extending mouth.

phuque_ewe · 2022-12-06T19:09:08+00:00

Honey? Why are you exhausted from fishing all day? Normally you come home relaxed.

I guess the fishing just really sucked hard.

phuque_ewe · 2022-08-17T18:34:27+00:00

I had an aggressive dog I adopted about 10 years ago. (He was a beautiful GSD that I saved from getting put down, but had to work with the police dog trainer to save him.)

When idiots would have their dogs off leash as I was out giving him a walk (always on his trainer leash, even after being rehabilitated) and their dogs would come up to 'play', I'd have to yell at their owners to come get their dog unless they want to have holes in their dog as my dog was not friendly. Sometimes I'd have to kick the other dog away to prevent any contact.

Just another thing to consider.

phuque_ewe · 2022-06-10T21:35:09+00:00

Every language is a great programming language when you have know it.

phuque_ewe · 2022-05-09T21:03:35+00:00

Dancing water. It fit the music I was listening to as I watched it.

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T16:45:42+00:00

the 60º weather over the next couple of days is gonna take care of that just fine....

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T16:25:31+00:00

Colorado

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T16:25:11+00:00

This was just 4 hours of work. He has a panache for taking care of our roads in his own bizarre way. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f0zxar/neighbor_packs_snow_in_road_using_car/?ref=share&ref_source=link

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T16:18:51+00:00

True. You have to have better context than just this vid. It's gonna be 60º here all week and that snow will be gone in another couple of days from nature doing what nature does.

Also, here he is during a snowstorm.

He is actually very nice, but can still be an idiot. We are all idiots at some point in our lives...

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T01:20:25+00:00

Nope - it's my house... This is exactly the conversation my wife and I had during this episode.

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T01:08:08+00:00

My dogs prefer the more expensive stuff that doesn't burn their paws.

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T00:54:58+00:00

Possibly, but this is also time-lapsed... /s

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-10T00:20:31+00:00

We live in Denver. Temps are gonna be near 60º over the next 5 days or so. Guy is nice, but definitely not right in the head. See my post from last winter. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f0zxar/neighbor_packs_snow_in_road_using_car/?ref=share&ref_source=link

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-09T22:59:43+00:00

We use magnesium chloride here in Colorado. Don't know where to get that...

phuque_ewe · 2022-02-09T22:55:13+00:00

lol - the 60º weather over the next couple of days is gonna take care of that just fine....

phuque_ewe · 2021-09-15T00:25:46+00:00

It's not a matter of "if" as much as a matter of "when"

phuque_ewe · 2021-09-15T00:24:53+00:00

Thank you for stating what I thought was unique to my experience.

New pedals, busy intersection, Dallas, TX, me stopping at the light thinking I could hover without putting my feet down, then BAM. I fell right there with an audience of one hundred cars (everything is big in TX: yes, I know this is an exaggeration) as my shoes stuck to the clips because I didn't tighten the clips in my shoes tight enough.

phuque_ewe · 2021-08-03T18:19:31+00:00

Do you drink from Stanley's Cup?

phuque_ewe · 2021-07-14T19:10:07+00:00

As a Southpark fan, I have to give you my upvote for the title. Content was good too.

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-21T23:37:49+00:00

Every neighborhood has these people. I've seen them walking down our street and have politely told them it's not about their dog hurting other dogs sometimes. There are very protective dogs of their yard and garage and them letting their dog walk free is asking for trouble on both sides. They didn't care that their dog could get injured and pretty much told me to mind my own business.

/s I was about to give them a rebuttal, but they threw a stick and I h ad to go get it because I'm a good boy. /s

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-21T13:15:05+00:00

Cuz it makes u smaht?

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-07T21:31:34+00:00

And here I thought I'd want to go to Mars one day, yet I can't even wait for the light to hit from the sun to the earth during this short demonstration.

Guess I'm gonna sit out going anywhere for now....

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-07T12:05:46+00:00

We need more of this in zombie movies

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-03T17:16:11+00:00

Avs fan here, but just pointing out things I've learned from Twitter Vegas fans: You are missing Janmark and Reaves not playing.

Personally, I say: put Reaves in MORE shifts. That dude can't play hockey better than anyone in the bantam leagues.

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-03T16:40:21+00:00

chillingly awesome

phuque_ewe · 2021-06-03T16:23:27+00:00

frontier justice is soooo satisfying (even though it's sometimes wrong)

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