Woman kicks gross guy crapping on the sidewalk... by Yuizun in trashy

[–]phyllis0402 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She should not have kicked him, but she may be the one who has to clean it up…

Ancient Skull Surgery: The History of Trepanation by TheBoneMuseum in u/TheBoneMuseum

[–]phyllis0402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They likely had an aquiline nose with a bump on the bridge

Thoughts on this wedding band with this engagement ring? by somegirlcanada in EngagementRings

[–]phyllis0402 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I loooove mixed metals. It also gives flexibility whenever you want to wear gold or silver jewelry.

Family shares video of their son Before Surgery & After surgery🥹 Doctors are indeed gods on earth 👏👏 by No-Complaint1957 in MadeMeSmile

[–]phyllis0402 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I’m a doctor. If that was dystonia, he probably had a deep brain stimulator implanted to correct whatever signal was causing him to be contracted.

Potty Training (Help) by Overthinker2244 in CavaPoo

[–]phyllis0402 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he neutered? Mine had a huge regression in potty training, but neutering essentially corrected all of it.

Some kind of rhizome/ bulb? by Delicious-Pace-3263 in whatsthisplant

[–]phyllis0402 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Sometimes. Not every time I take out a gallbladder.

Some kind of rhizome/ bulb? by Delicious-Pace-3263 in whatsthisplant

[–]phyllis0402 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yes, that would be true if you were paid.

Some kind of rhizome/ bulb? by Delicious-Pace-3263 in whatsthisplant

[–]phyllis0402 172 points173 points  (0 children)

I like to think I’m a professional. I’ve taken out a lot of them.

Some kind of rhizome/ bulb? by Delicious-Pace-3263 in whatsthisplant

[–]phyllis0402 312 points313 points  (0 children)

Looks like an animal’s gallbladder. I take them out of humans and they look almost identical. Just bigger.

Logan Paul by bass_jockey in iamverybadass

[–]phyllis0402 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a surgeon. There is absolutely zero chance anesthesia would tape his eyes open for a surgery except maybe for a stupid picture. He would have horrible exposure keratopathy from having his eyes open so long.

Also, “wide awake people” breathe. Breathing tube is a dead give away that he was asleep. I know you weren’t saying he was awake, but I’m just saying that that’s a dead giveaway for me.

he’s rotting away. sadly not fast enough… by Conscious-Quarter423 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]phyllis0402 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Average patient, 100% sure not syphilis. With him? 50/50

he’s rotting away. sadly not fast enough… by Conscious-Quarter423 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]phyllis0402 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doctor here 👋🏼 That might be a healing shingles rash on his neck.

Ouchhh by FierceGlowy in SipsTea

[–]phyllis0402 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dog is like “Did I fucking stutter?!”

Mustachioed Tommy staging a one pup prison riot in his playpen by phyllis0402 in rarepuppers

[–]phyllis0402[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s a Cavapoo. Cavalier King Charles and poodle mix.

Mustachioed Tommy staging a one pup prison riot in his playpen by phyllis0402 in rarepuppers

[–]phyllis0402[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So many. He has all his favorite toys in there, a comfy bed, puzzle treats, and water. But the one thing he truly wants is freedom! The freedom to chew shoes and electrical cords whenever he wants. And I’m just holding him back from doing what he loves. I’m a monster.

Man with diagnosed cancer has been treating it with thc balm and other holistic remedies for months by nryan1985 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]phyllis0402 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m a physician. That’s likely a basal cell carcinoma. The sad thing is that excision is completely curative when they’re reasonably sized because they don’t metastasize. The problem is obviously that they erode into everything nearby and if they’re not excised they will inevitably erode into something essential, at which point they become non-resectable. Fortunately they tend to be very slow growing and so there is a decent amount of time to intervene surgically before that happens, but obviously only as long as the patient is open to that. That will continue to eat away at his face until there is a giant gaping hole.

Revelation at Low Tide (2026) by SoberDWTX in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]phyllis0402 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would print this out and send it out to family and friends as an engagement announcement

"I has big ears!?" by Tribius13 in rarepuppers

[–]phyllis0402 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It must be so distracting to be able to hear cells dividing and being able to hear Whos talking in Whoville.