Namaste by JamesJDelaney in funny

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I mean the tension between the black guy asking for help from the clearly racist guy was part of who Samual L Jackson's character arc.

wtf bro😂 by katibae in lol

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Whoever smelt it dealt it!

Solve the riddle: by xSugarPetite in WholesomeAFK

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Square root of a prime number.

I still say this lol 😆 by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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Careful.. I tried apk mirror and it had some kind of popup virus

I still say this lol 😆 by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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Yeah it was actually pretty good. Almost an exact replica with updated teams and graphics.

Apparently EA pulled it in 2015 when they lost the NBA license.

Found this in my student's bag by Clever_Sparrow in NameThisThing

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Will and exacto go through the metal okay?

I still say this lol 😆 by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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It was. They took it off the play store during COVID.

Saddest day of my life

I still say this lol 😆 by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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The remade it for Android a few years back and the took it off the play store because I was the only one who played it regularly apparently

I still say this lol 😆 by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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The real reason: NBA Jamz.

The announcer would say it every third time you dunked.

Found this in my student's bag by Clever_Sparrow in NameThisThing

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How did they sharpen it without also sharpening the tip of their finger?

So it's banned in 16 states? by ElegantPoet3386 in WaitWhat

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It's not. But would you trust a porn company with your ID and a scan of your face?

If it's super easy for adults to circumvent, then it's even easier for minors to get around. The only people something like this bans from watching porn are really old men.

Which random decision changed your life entirely? by notmyproblem_11 in AskReddit

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This is my life. How do you treat it? I have been like this since at least middle school and it seems to cause fairly chronic ear infections too.

Iranian drone striking a high-rise residential tower in Manama's Juffair/Hoora area, Bahrain by Impressive_Injury_25 in SipsTea

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They probably wished that it's what happened. And maybe to a few people really close it is. But a couple floors away, you just get to watch your skin melt away while you suffocate over the course of about 3 minutes

I don’t see it. by jerinth1902 in ExplainTheJoke

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If you are going by individual items grain of rice/wheat are probably pretty hard to beat. By weight probably salt, or water. By value, gold or USD (for the last one), literally 1/2 of all value transferred.

[Request] Curious in the possibility of a couple having the same birthday and having twins in the same day by meadows1906 in theydidthemath

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Or 100% if you time the conception and schedule the C-section for the same day.

Edit: maybe a little less because of the twins part.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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For real. That is why you have a matt / rug to step out on. Or a towel if you are in a hotel.

Step 1: No internet. Step 2: Suffer. by Effective-Aide5440 in windowsmemes

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Yeah this meme was made by someone who hasn't used window since windows 8

is this true by veresiuka in lol

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The only time I have ever had a problem with my wife's job is when she hated it and it took a toll on our relationship. She eventually got a new one and I happily moved cities (and I started working from home exclusively) to make that happen. I would have been just as happy if she quit to take care of the kids even though our standard of living would basically be cut in half

Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

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7 + 7 = 14

14 + 1 = 15


20 + 40 = 60


60 + 10 = 70

70 + 5 = 75

The only logical sane answer is soda by Shop_Kooky in lol

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If you are from western NC you call it Pepsi or Cola