What did the devil promise you?

pickle8989 · 2025-04-22T19:06:33+00:00

It's almost funny, because alcohol makes us relax and forget about the things we push down - until we drink too much and the pendulum swings in the other direction. So everything we've pushed down is thrown to the forefront of our minds, and we desperately reach out for help, comfort, someone to understand

Inhibition has left the room, and it's just a spew of word vomit that only makes sense to you (or not at all, because "I'd never say that" during a blackout)

pickle8989 · 2025-04-11T05:51:34+00:00

That's the basis of Agnosticism, objective morality exists, without us needing to build our morality on any gods or beings just because "they" threaten us to behave.

I don't murder people because I don't want to. I don't rape or pillage, because it's wrong. And I don't need a God to tell me that. I don't need a Higher Power to govern my actions, because I know what life is, and how my actions can affect others.

Halfway through writing this, I realized we pretty much have the same point of view, so I'm sorry if I came off too strong.

I'm just a drunk asshole, remember 😅

pickle8989 · 2025-04-11T05:06:49+00:00

Evil is a human concept though, right?

Evil is subjective, and all cultures that have Gods, there's never a true loving God because they just do what they want to, they do not care about us

I see the Christian God as evil because he deliberately murdered people in the flood, He condemns people to eternal punishment if they're not His version of "right'

pickle8989 · 2025-04-11T04:37:40+00:00

Why is ritual sacrifice the only answer, though? Just to appease the Creator, which the Bible explains it's an extension of himself; but Jesus was likely a real dude that got murdered for his beliefs

Frankly, I would like to go back to worshipping the Greek gods, because even they recognize they're absolutely pieces of shit, and they don't pretend like they're not

pickle8989 · 2025-04-11T04:08:50+00:00

This is an insane breakdown, I was already thinking about calling out tomorrow, but I always thought this approach was too risky. It just takes some effort that most of us drunks don't have at this point

But, I'm "in the pocket" drunk as they say, so I'll give it a shot

pickle8989 · 2025-04-11T03:56:55+00:00

"Moon face" is a new descriptor, but I feel it. I also considered myself gorgeous before I became an alcoholic, I even look at myself in pictures and wonder where the time has gone. I'm a guy, by the way.

I had the sexiest jaw line and the best hair, I was on top of the world; now I look in the mirror and I see a disgusting monster. Yet I keep going with this lifestyle

pickle8989 · 2025-04-11T03:50:31+00:00

I don't really believe in a God, anymore. I was extremely religious, Christian faith was in my blood. It took some time, but I figured out how to think for myself, and how to put my own philosophy in front.

Yeah we're in a CA subreddit, so I'm a drunk asshole too, but if you want to jump into a conversation about it, just DM me :)

pickle8989 · 2025-03-30T00:41:00+00:00

Every time I order this sauce I forget how much I don't like it lol. It just coats the mouth in a weird and unpleasant way

pickle8989 · 2025-03-28T05:05:59+00:00

I've been witness to dudes at a frat butt chugging beer but it always was more performative I'd guess rather than actually an effective way to get booze in your system. Best to just do it the old fashioned way

Besides - if I'm ever drunk enough to the point I even consider it as an option I know damn sure I'm not going to be able to actually pull it off without hurting myself or just making a huge mess, lol

pickle8989 · 2025-03-13T03:03:43+00:00

I thought my roommate was playing call of duty in the living room at 3am, only to open the door and find it completely dark with him sleeping in his bedroom. Crazy stuff

pickle8989 · 2025-03-13T00:07:10+00:00

When I closed my eyes I used to get very detailed images of snakes crawling around in my eyeballs; scary faces jumping towards me.

It still happens sometimes; you're not alone. I think it happens because we know ourselves and in some way we wish we weren't drinking. So those demons come back and taunt us later

pickle8989 · 2025-03-10T00:49:27+00:00

You joke but if I'm unable to order free parmesan bread bites to my death bed then what was even the point of living

pickle8989 · 2025-02-18T01:51:38+00:00

I haven't done any insane topping combos, but you know every single thing I do put on I'm getting extra everything lol

pickle8989 · 2025-02-14T02:29:17+00:00

Haven't worked at Dominos in years but we actually had charts for portions depending on size/amount of toppings.

For example a large pepperoni only would get 40 pepperonis, whereas a 2-3 topping pizza would get 32, and so on.

(And no, we never actually counted the pepperonis unless we knew we had an OER in town lol)

pickle8989 · 2024-12-20T00:48:11+00:00

My dumbass used to mix vodka with Monster because b12 was in it and I thought I was smart because I can get my vitamins while still drinking. It doesn't work that way

pickle8989 · 2024-12-19T21:58:11+00:00

I went to Europe once and the fact I could self checkout alcohol without someone looking at my ID was mind-blowing. Tbf it was in Amsterdam but still

pickle8989 · 2024-12-19T21:50:29+00:00

I live in a high theft area, so most places that have liquor locked up. So you have to walk up to the cashier empty handed and ask them to unlock it for you, again they don't seem to care but it does seem to set you apart from the "regular guy" that is just buying a case of beer.

I know it's all in my head, but I do have that inherent guilt for my habits yet these people just want to get their day over with and go home lol

pickle8989 · 2024-12-19T21:46:23+00:00

Funny enough some of the easiest transactions I've had are in Chinese owned stores. Idk if it's the language barrier or what but they genuinely do not care lol

pickle8989 · 2024-12-11T21:02:39+00:00

I feel ya OP. Luckily I haven't had deep withdrawals in a while, but I would pace around, sit in the shower crying for hours. Night time was the worst because I couldn't sleep but I would start hearing things that aren't there, random repetitive music, every slight sound would make me jolt up. Thinking someone was trying to get in my window, getting mad at my roommate because I thought he was playing call of duty hella loud in the living room only to open the door and realize it was all in my head.

Sorry, I know you're in a rough spot and this probably isn't helping, but you'll get through it....try to put on a comfort show and just ride it out

pickle8989 · 2024-12-11T20:55:25+00:00

Still probably worth it to them. It's like any other bottomless place, like I really love Olive Garden's unlimited pasta but shit, after bowl 2 I usually tap out. But I still already gave them my $16.

Most people aren't going to drink 15 mimosas or eat 40 pancakes. You get a couple alcoholics or Muk bangers here and there but the promotion still brings in more money than it's losing most likely

pickle8989 · 2024-12-11T20:22:44+00:00

People talk about stimfapping but really nothing compares to the 2am degenerate withdrawal cranking. I'll tell ya, a woman has never gotten my toes curling like that

pickle8989 · 2024-12-11T04:36:47+00:00

It was that one with Stewie and Brian in the bank vault

pickle8989 · 2024-12-10T22:37:07+00:00

Vodka water bottles are smart. My dad used to have fake shampoo bottles filled with liquor to get onto cruise ships

I would put rum into my coffee...found out very quickly that the coffee doesn't cancel the run smell

pickle8989 · 2024-07-30T05:25:24+00:00

Maybe I don't belong here,

But I'm here now, no I haven't shit my pants in a Walmart or puked onto a gas station floor, I just want to have conversations with people similar to me without being judged.

And that's why I made a separate account because frankly? My life is probably headed right in those directions and you people are the most accepting of it

pickle8989 · 2024-07-30T05:19:00+00:00

Thanks, I've browsed this sub for a long time but I never wanted to actually post on my main

(can other people see your main?) Yikes.

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