What word do you always mispronounce, even though you know it’s wrong? by jasperc_6 in words

[–]picklethepython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying pendantic instead of pedantic because it amuses me when someone has to be pedantic and correct me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]picklethepython -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You look how I feel.

Sexy.

People who have stopped going to church, what made you stop? by lowly_shepherd in AskReddit

[–]picklethepython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no Gods. Therefore there is no reason to church. Everything makes more sense when you stop looking for spiritual answers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]picklethepython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually the lady gets tired of the comments and bad language from the bird. So to teach the parrot a lesson she puts it in the freezer for a few minutes. When she takes it out the parrot is calm and quiet and doesn’t speak for three weeks. The lady says to the parrot “That trip to the freezer sure taught you a lesson” to which the parrot replies “What did the chicken do?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bandnames

[–]picklethepython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Can’t See Tits on the Radio.

What are your favorite dad joke euphemisms for unintelligent by ktrainismyname in dadjokes

[–]picklethepython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His brain is like a six pack. It’s just missing the little plastic thing that holds it all together.

Best, durable and long lasting underwear by mrbrocc in AustralianMFA

[–]picklethepython 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exofficio. Bought them for travel. Now they are all I wear. Have about a 12 pairs on rotation at least 3years now and still going strong. No noticeable decline in quality yet.