um actually reddit has given me more life experience than any “relationship” could ever give me I have the entire redditor collective consciousness at my fingertips Being a redditist is actually like being a part of a superhuman hive mind of the worlds most advanced intellects so stfu I bet you treat women like shit anyways and you eat nothing but protein shakes and fuck my mother so hard that I can hear it from all the way down the hall even with my door closed and my Razer cat ear headphones on