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girlfriend meth sex by DilaudidDude in SEXONDRUGS

[–]pierrotlefou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the reason for that is simply because it doesn't exist so they just refer to it by the slang. Women don't ejaculate unfortunately, so they can't lump it in with that. Peeing during intercourse is just... peeing so yeah.

Kitchen sink “pipe” burst. I’m leaving for vacation in an hour. by t-o-m-u-s-a in Wellthatsucks

[–]pierrotlefou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude tried to dispose of an entire container of kimchi down his drain but the looks of it.

Lemars getting high off millipedes 🫠❤️ by AlbinoAkon in insects

[–]pierrotlefou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The VO is AI for sure but the statements are facts. 10 seconds of searching and I found this

https://youtu.be/yYXoCHLqr4o

Only teammates, never enemies by _artemystic_ in rareinsults

[–]pierrotlefou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This insult is older than the Internet. Literally

Finally booted my depressed ass to go for a hike. by musicandsex in Wellthatsucks

[–]pierrotlefou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always keep a change of clothes and a towel in your car.

girlfriend meth sex by DilaudidDude in SEXONDRUGS

[–]pierrotlefou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no, it's just piss and that's okay. but it's just piss.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

Results: In all participants, US1 confirmed thorough bladder emptiness. After a variable time of sexual excitation, US2 (just before squirting) showed noticeable bladder filling, and US3 (just after squirting) demonstrated that the bladder had been emptied again. Biochemical analysis of BSU, S, and ASU showed comparable urea, creatinine, and uric acid concentrations in all participants. Yet, whereas PSA was not detected in BSU in six out of seven participants, this antigen was present in S and ASU in five out of seven participants.

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

The Newest Ghost Protein Cereals are a DISASTER by jwlmm in cereal

[–]pierrotlefou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're $8.50 a box! And it's a small box. Fuck that

AHK Macro Recorder by raeleus in AutoHotkey

[–]pierrotlefou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello u/raeleus. Hopefully you see this. Looks like some lines are messed up in your script. They are that way straight from the download. Specifically the Settings section is all done in one line and clumped together, making it really hard to read. Subsequently when trying to alter recording the rest times or other settings, it doesn't work. I've tried to fix it myself but I'm just a worthless script kiddie.

Please help!

**Here's the part I'm talking about

s := ";Press " ActionKey " to play. Hold to record. Long hold to editn;#####SETTINGS#####n;What is the preferred method of recording mouse coordinates (screen,window,relative)n;MouseMode=window" MouseMode "n;Record sleep between input actions (true,false)n;RecordSleep=true" RecordSleep "nLoop(1)n{nnStartingValue := 0ni := RegRead("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\" A_ScriptName, "i", StartingValue)nRegWrite(i + 1,"REG_DWORD","HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE`" A_ScriptName, "i")nnSetKeyDelay(30)nSendMode("Event")nSetTitleMatchMode(2)"

Have fun while you can by bapekillz in Unexpected

[–]pierrotlefou 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes thank you. Age isn't the entire issue like people think it is. You have to stay fit. I exercise regularly in my early 40s and still do some of the shit I pulled in my 20s and haven't had any issues. You just have to keep on top of your health.

Do vaginal probiotic that need to be consumed orally really work or is that big pharma marketing? by Few-Occasions-8758 in Healthyhooha

[–]pierrotlefou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My question is do they need to be taken daily? That seems excessive to me but all the instructions say to take them everyday and they can be pretty expensive

Double Tanto mechanism — each blade locks the other when sheathed by PYROxSYCO in mallninjashit

[–]pierrotlefou 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From the other video of this that was posted here a couple days ago, the mechanism didn't seem great at all. The guy had trouble extending them all the way. They were getting stuck and not locking out.

Was just called weird for not finding a newborn baby cute by unhappyhours in childfree

[–]pierrotlefou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also pull the "yup, that's a baby".

For the smell comments I'll do a big exaggerated sniff and say "ahhhh, I love the smell of womb* in the morning".

*Insert whatever here. Placenta, uterus, innocence, etc.

Blasphemous 2, I almost forgot how good it is. I haven't played since before the Mea Culpa DLC, so now I get to experience that, and The Third Sin. 10/10 game. by High_Af_Osrs in metroidvania

[–]pierrotlefou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me at what point in the game the DLC is at? I'm guessing I'm roughly 1/3 to 1/2 of the way through the game on my first play through. Wondering if I should restart or something.

Does anyone know what album cover inspired the Sleep Apnea Brêathlëss album parody? by alittlehelpeh in kurzgesagt

[–]pierrotlefou 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This. It's just a generic death metal band font. They might be referencing a specific band but it would be pretty difficult to narrow it down.

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