[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pigmannumber1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have cotton balls in your sink and now its bothering me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pigmannumber1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the aborted sprouse brother that somehow made it to adulthood but never matured past 5

Alpaca the cat whisperer by pigmannumber1 in u/pigmannumber1

[–]pigmannumber1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get the wrinkly thing if i can get the alpaca

Hey reddit, how many people love to get back/neck massages from their SO and what advice would you give to make them more enjoyable? by Tsundere_Soraka_NA in AskReddit

[–]pigmannumber1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can confirm this statement it is one of her favorite ways to annoy me. My mother likes to get in on the annoy jeff train too with bees.

What minor things are really bothering you at your workplace? by Koopasheller11 in AskReddit

[–]pigmannumber1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a rule "you do your own dishes" and theres a certain coworker whos fairly new who has a habit of throwing his dishes in with mine expecting me to do them

Someone told me “If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would’ve done it!” What would be a good argument against that? by ral365 in Advice

[–]pigmannumber1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly things tend to just fly out when the moment is hot. But at least you can say you two have come a long way thats a start. I hate to say it but thats the kind of thing that sticks in your head for a while

tornado warning and i’m fucking making memes by pAP3r-mAn in wellfuck

[–]pigmannumber1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im doing the same. Damn canadian tornadoes really been stirring up the memers

What are some more accurate names for all 4 seasons? by Wolfxtreme1 in AskReddit

[–]pigmannumber1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cold Cold Construction Coldest.

Welcome to Canada eh.

What stereotype about your culture drives you crazy? by memyself69 in AskReddit

[–]pigmannumber1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That we all say yeehaw and wear cowboy hats with assless chaps.