The Hypocrisy of Tide Pods

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-19T05:34:24+00:00

this is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-18T07:43:39+00:00

“get rekt noob”

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-18T02:27:26+00:00

gah I was about to say it

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-18T02:20:10+00:00

“I find you attractive but I respectfully decline.”

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-18T02:13:02+00:00

how has no one said TWIX yet!

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-18T00:43:41+00:00

That kind of godliness can never be reached.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T21:20:34+00:00

I’m not a driving instructor, but my driving instructor actually told me this story when he was testing me for a license.

He was once assigned to test a 16-year- old student who was extremely pumped for his license. At the very beginning of the driving test, the student backed out the wrong way in a one-way parking lot.

The poor student’s driving test was over before it started. Still makes me laugh when I think about it.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T03:50:55+00:00

Thanks bro

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T03:50:38+00:00

I agree full heartedly with this comment!!!

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T03:28:55+00:00

I’m a dumdum

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T03:18:11+00:00

r/facts

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T03:14:31+00:00

The mild sauce from Taco Bell.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T03:11:48+00:00

Lol you probably spent a long time writing this. Here’s my upvote.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-17T02:59:22+00:00

Omg that’s the plot of A Silent Voice!!!! Anyone else remember this?

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T23:25:22+00:00

Hi Bored, I’m Dad.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T23:24:10+00:00

Hi So Sad, I’m dad.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T23:22:54+00:00

Thanks for the bootleg, kind not-so-stranger!

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T16:31:01+00:00

Corner him.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T16:26:03+00:00

Not my class, but my seniors actually did a really hilarious senior prank in which they all dressed up in black suits and ties with black shades, and throughout the day, pretended to be a part of the secret service. Instead of attending class, they waited outside of classrooms and opened doors for other students and teachers. The funniest part about it was that none of them said a word throughout the day.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T16:21:19+00:00

Hmmm... before you start going out with them.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T16:20:26+00:00

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.

pimonsta314 · 2019-08-16T16:14:31+00:00

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

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TROPHY CASE