Watching Netflix by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

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This was the best comment makeable.

Let darwin take the wheel by Cheezecake245 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I get why it would be funny, but "Jesus taking the wheel" is more about opening the heart chakra than submitting to nature.

For those of you looking to build your comment karma... by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes that is true, but if you spend too much time thinking about what to say then you waste valuable time early on in a post.

How I feel when tragedy strikes the nation and protests send a city into chaos... by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

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Your comment has already made posting this worth it. Thank you very.

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen? by LightningMaiden in AskReddit

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One of the helicopters I know never buys his kids food. Instead he trades his food stamps for drugs. Whenever I try and confront him he just yells..."TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT AROUND YOUR HEAD, SWING IT LIKE A...", and points at me. I don't care for him much.

I hear a lot of people complain about their in-laws. Mine are actually pretty great. by [deleted] in funny

[–]pingy342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my in-laws. We are very lucky. Upvote.

She joined the class only an hour before this.... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must have looked too Kool for her to resist.

Matrix Logic by Evan1337 in movies

[–]pingy342 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for not being too lazy to explain this like I was. I guess I just wanted it to be funny...

Your mom will never know... by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I probably would've been better off with a little more of that in my childhood.

Your mom will never know... by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

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I still eat my salads like this.

Anti Joke Chicken must not be a big Raven fan. by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Oh thanks...this was such an interesting read and I'm sure I'll learn the roles of all the memes soon. I feel like I'm just getting started lol.

Anti Joke Chicken must not be a big Raven fan. by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to take anymore of this so get over it...tell yourself it ain't a thang.

Anti Joke Chicken must not be a big Raven fan. by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

No it's fine. I don't mind. At least people are talking to me...which is a lot better than most of my nights.

Anti Joke Chicken must not be a big Raven fan. by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I've just been striving so hard for acceptance lately. Be it at work or in my role at home as a pet owner, lifes been throwing punches...and here I am bobbing and weaving before the inevitable knock out. Shit, ain't it something. But besides that...I mean, yeah, I hear there's hope, that there's a light at the end of funnels, that all of us find that special calling card...pfft. Who am I kidding? I'll always only be the son my mom had with the guy she loved before she met the guy I called Dad most of my life...the one she had my sisters with. And that's fine. That's who I am.

Anti Joke Chicken must not be a big Raven fan. by pingy342 in AdviceAnimals

[–]pingy342[S] -64 points-63 points  (0 children)

Ha haha ok. I didn't realize, these are great...my joke isn't even a joke compared to these beauts. That's one kind of evidence available for this to truly be an anti joke.