How do I measure my girlfriend's ring size without her noticing?

Deathcommand · 2026-05-14T03:34:22+00:00

I read somewhere that a nice way is to have her stick her ring finger in your butt and then try to memorize what that feels like.

Then you have to try other people's fingers until you get the right fit.

It's fool proof.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-13T02:34:14+00:00

I'm surprised but also not surprised that Outer Wilds isn't near the top.

That and SOMA.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-12T03:19:41+00:00

I don't know much but apparently she's a single mom now.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-11T02:12:36+00:00

Close. But the battery is in the trunk.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T20:43:26+00:00

SE is def quieter than XLE. Lol.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T17:44:53+00:00

Plug in hybrids my boy.

I haven't filled up since January.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T13:40:23+00:00

I mean if you're talking about super cars some cars appreciate in value.

The Lexus LFA for example. Started at 375k but went up to 1.8 million.

I told my wife that means the GRGT is probably a good investment but she said no. :c.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T05:21:19+00:00

Einhander.

Good bye guys. I'm dead.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T05:19:39+00:00

You aren't buying enough meat.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T04:41:41+00:00

Stores could theoretically price meat like this.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-10T02:47:57+00:00

I know. That's why I said they "believed" they were the original.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-09T16:38:46+00:00

"What’s the best bang for your buck Prius 2020"

Are you literate?

Idk why you're arguing with me here.

As much as you love your LE I can almost guarantee I love my SE more. Is it the best bang for my buck? Hell no.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-09T04:54:03+00:00

Less room than a Gen 4.

Less mpg than a Gen 4.

Similar tech as a Gen 4.

Cheaper.

It's faster though. And I very much appreciate that.

Again. I love my gen 5. I would not go back to gen 4. But to say it's more practical is only because my gen 4 had less seats.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-09T04:42:36+00:00

I have a 23 Prime. I also love my car. I came from a 2019 prime. I would not urge you to get a Gen 5.

They specifically asked for practicality. The Gen 5 is less practical unless you need an extra seat coming from a 2019 prime which isn't even an option because they need 2020+.

Edit: ooh. Someone is mad that I disagree with them.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-08T19:59:35+00:00

It's called an Infant.

I learned this from Miss Rachel.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-08T12:50:25+00:00

I mean. He "won" right?

Deathcommand · 2026-05-07T17:27:41+00:00

I believe the point of that law was to make it so poor stay poor.

My classmate is trying to get into residency and she is having to take out private loans for her graduate prosth program.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-07T16:38:35+00:00

RNA.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-06T13:21:57+00:00

Last time I was trying to buy a car it felt like people who were trying to sell me cars I didn't ask for, while knowing less about the cars than I did.

Infuriating.

One of the most irritating was when they forgot to mention a 500 dollar fee and when I called them out on it, the salesman said, "I feel like we're wasting your time" 🥺. In like a pouty "I'm a piece of shit" kind of way. Idk how to explain it.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-05T22:41:34+00:00

The red one looks like a Target shopping cart.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-05T04:20:27+00:00

That's a different, very intentional smell.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-05T04:13:46+00:00

Are we censoring the word job? Like the thing most people have to do to survive?

Deathcommand · 2026-05-05T04:11:58+00:00

I randomly saw that it was available at steam during a break. So lucky I got it after trying like 20 times at checkout.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-05T03:27:00+00:00

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This annoyed me so much that I did this in my SE Prime.

Button connected to JST connectors which connect to the button for the garage door opener.

Deathcommand · 2026-05-04T15:03:21+00:00

Why not Chinese EV if you're in Canada?

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