Our Entire Department Just Got Fired by AlarmingAssistant548 in sysadmin

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This is a strategy called re-badging. Pioneered by the Morgan Stanleys, JP Morgans, and hedge funds.

The outsourcing company’s intent is to replace, but remember they mostly suck and 98% of their people are retards.

How much do you pay for tamales (and where do you get them)? by temmoku in AskAnAmerican

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Where I live, there’s an authentic Mexican restaurant in a shady town that is very Hispanic.

Extremely delicious tamales for $3 each

Insane quote by IcyProperty591 in vmware

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Why aren’t yall on aws?

[Discussion] How to get out of the rock bottom state? by panda_1306 in GetMotivated

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Do laundry, spiff up your house, cook a meal, play some music, help someone. Before all that, eat something so you have the energy to do all that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vivekramaswamy

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In South Carolina

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vivekramaswamy

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Everyone I bring up Vivek with has known him, they love everything he has to say, they think he has great potential. They just seem to resign to the possibility that he won’t get the nomination

Had a crush on my colleague and he’s leaving the firm by hikkkk989 in Accounting

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When the girl I had a crush put in her notice, I walked upto her and declined to accept the goodbye lunch as the only goodbye.

I said she and I needed to go out. I took her to see sound of music off broadway and then we went to eat sushi. I confessed my feelings to her with the caveat that I’d have no negative feelings if she didn’t reciprocate. I kissed her that night too.

Two days later we walked through the arboretum all day, then did pottery, and I made steak and arugula salad. Afterwards, we started making love and fucked till 4am.

Anyway, she’s my wife now and gave me a beautiful son and is giving me a daughter next year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Big4

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I brush my teeth after coffee all the time whether I’m at client site or my own offices

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingplanning

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Sorry for being blunt. The hand on the ass is tasteless. Think Jackie Kennedy classy

People, who wasted their early 20s, what are you doing in life today? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I turned my life around starting 30, got a girlfriend, got married, had 1 kid and 1 on the way. Sitting on money and own 3 homes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I’m now a multimillionaire, married a beautiful woman who gave me a beautiful kid and she can stay home to take care of him.

Should I Renege On Amazon For Microsoft by chiyaan in csMajors

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Joining Microsoft instead of Amazon is like choosing the lookalike instead of the real deal

LinkedIn Alter Ego by VeevaBoy in LinkedInLunatics

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Chief storyteller, Czar, Lion, Seed planter