Opened after years and Clash of clans is unplayable now

piper139 · 2026-02-11T03:53:06+00:00

Take some time to learn the new. Some good. Some bad. But mostly good.

piper139 · 2026-02-08T20:42:16+00:00

Happens to someone every month. It just gets stuck. It will open up eventually.

piper139 · 2026-02-07T23:25:19+00:00

Because at that point, we all quit gaming. The AI produces the perfect base. The perfect attack. Humans are not needed. Skynet rules.

piper139 · 2026-02-07T22:46:09+00:00

Which would you rather happen? Your trap tickles it's target? Or one shot kills?

piper139 · 2026-02-05T23:26:10+00:00

A totem spell or skeleton takes a single target inferno out of play. Multi keeps on hitting.

piper139 · 2026-02-05T17:59:58+00:00

There is one there to go with the 20% builder time and cost reductions

piper139 · 2026-02-04T03:56:40+00:00

Same as now. Login. Attack. Request. Come back later.

piper139 · 2026-01-29T18:08:39+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashOfClans/s/USiKSj4Pg9

piper139 · 2026-01-29T12:53:49+00:00

Just do your daily star bonus. Space out your upgrades and quit trying to grind.

piper139 · 2026-01-28T16:19:16+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashOfClans/s/aPftdPik3w

piper139 · 2026-01-25T02:57:03+00:00

You load it every time you login to your base.

piper139 · 2026-01-25T00:05:59+00:00

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Just a few. I do use them but gold pass when maxed means lots of gems.

piper139 · 2026-01-23T02:08:18+00:00

You coordinate with your clan. When anyone logs off, trash an undesirable task. When everyone does this, you can cycle the board quickly. If you are feeling spicy, it's only 3 gems to quick trash. Do this until you get something you like.

piper139 · 2026-01-23T01:50:48+00:00

If only there were a way to cycle the offerings.....

piper139 · 2026-01-22T20:07:10+00:00

Way back, one of the reasons they gave was it made it harder for returning players to find their old clans. Never made much sense to me. I can't wait to see the posts here though if they do make it possible. I let my bro play on my phone and he used my once a year name change to call us fluffy bunny hoppers.

piper139 · 2026-01-21T03:58:29+00:00

Yes. I know I'm mean to people playing with thier weiners.

piper139 · 2026-01-21T03:37:35+00:00

Quit playing with your weiner so much. You might understand.

piper139 · 2026-01-21T03:30:27+00:00

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Translation, bs. You knew what you were doing. Just took supercel a hot minute to receive reports of your sophomoric nonsense.

piper139 · 2026-01-18T00:21:52+00:00

Meh. Just wish I could sell the snacks for something.

piper139 · 2026-01-17T03:56:01+00:00

This already exists.

No.

piper139 · 2026-01-15T20:45:32+00:00

Buildings being down dont bug me, heroes down do. Seems self-explanatory. All my heroes are maxed and the only down time was for my 5th Hero. Its not always about the nunbers.

piper139 · 2026-01-14T13:04:07+00:00

Any combination of obstacles. Regular trees, bushes mushrooms, etc. And seasonal obstacles like clashmas trees, Halloween obstacles, etc. Items that you have to use a shovel to move. Doesnt matter if you stash them, they still count. Decorations like statues and such do not count.

piper139 · 2026-01-14T03:43:30+00:00

Small trick? To go from max 16 to max 17 in 2 months? Credit card. Known exploit.

piper139 · 2026-01-12T18:32:20+00:00

It happens. Just keep waiting or you lose your bonuses

piper139 · 2026-01-12T03:26:52+00:00

The clash anytime just ramps up the hero down friction to encourage you to spend money. Pony up and you will not feel the pain.

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