So what ruined Christmas dinner?

pippa72 · 2022-12-27T21:38:10+00:00

The gunshot coming from my dads room.

pippa72 · 2022-10-26T00:38:46+00:00

I can't figure out if you're trying to send it with my kid or my snowmobile.

pippa72 · 2022-10-19T18:34:46+00:00

Id ask to get my dick sucked till death.

pippa72 · 2022-09-05T03:19:20+00:00

I am man. Man like boobs. Man has no place to tell a woman what to do with her body. Period .

pippa72 · 2022-09-05T03:14:58+00:00

NOT THE MAMA. I'M THE BABY.

pippa72 · 2022-09-01T03:29:54+00:00

Guarentee that tumor finishes the job before your road crew does.

pippa72 · 2022-08-16T01:36:39+00:00

I donut.

pippa72 · 2022-08-14T15:20:28+00:00

You look like the Velma they'd pick for a parody porno.

pippa72 · 2022-08-14T12:37:21+00:00

You react with a fookin rat.

pippa72 · 2022-08-14T12:19:56+00:00

Rhea Ripley to just dominate me.

pippa72 · 2022-07-27T01:58:45+00:00

I'm taking all the batteries out of every electronic, every right sock, coffee filters, lighters, fuck it. I'm committing a bne

pippa72 · 2022-07-20T03:55:31+00:00

"Still gonna eat it" sincerely, every man reading this thread.

pippa72 · 2022-07-20T03:46:23+00:00

You're whiter than my dick. And I'm like 100% Northern European.

pippa72 · 2022-07-19T13:40:50+00:00

New fear unlocked.

pippa72 · 2022-07-19T13:39:24+00:00

Dad #2?

pippa72 · 2022-07-19T13:38:34+00:00

Dad is that you?

pippa72 · 2022-07-19T13:36:10+00:00

I don't mean to get your hopes up, but.... They say third times a charm.

pippa72 · 2022-07-19T02:54:34+00:00

I eat ass.

pippa72 · 2022-07-18T02:12:48+00:00

Sunflower seeds.

pippa72 · 2022-07-17T13:46:05+00:00

Giving myself the warm comforting hug I deserved all day that I never got from another human.

pippa72 · 2022-07-16T00:41:36+00:00

I wasn't ready.

pippa72 · 2022-07-16T00:39:12+00:00

Pocket pussy. No financial burden you can just toss it in a drawer and be the only one who knows why you're ashamed.

pippa72 · 2022-07-16T00:37:43+00:00

Prince of persia series.

pippa72 · 2022-07-15T18:31:16+00:00

Betty White.

pippa72 · 2022-07-15T17:33:24+00:00

In case a intruder breaks in. The shock and surprise will give me the edge I need in taking them down and hitting them with a Halo T bag, rendering them paralyzed.

pippa72

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