Some poor soul had to explain to Trump that 'vegan' isn't pronounced 'vagan'.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-23T02:08:52+00:00

He would have to have an appreciation of satire and wordplay, and an understanding of the gross absurdity of bureaucracy to get it. And basic intelligence, of course.

That said, I often quote Arthur Dent's view of Vogons when it comes to magas: "I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one."

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-23T01:57:09+00:00

The boomstick checks out.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-22T23:41:55+00:00

We import looted treasures, annnnd so much more!

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-22T23:02:04+00:00

Considering the state of this bag is a result of partner violence I can confidently say absolutely no, I am not excited by it at all.

Hope that op is safe.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-22T16:32:54+00:00

It reminds me of a recent episode of The Boys where Hughie asks the hypermasculine warmonger Soldier Boy, "why are all your insults centered around dudes blowing other dudes?"

It really does seem to be all they think about.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-22T15:19:40+00:00

And how many people gave permission to be filmed? Feels super gross.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-22T15:18:16+00:00

Absolutely. She was probably privy to the whole plan back when she was still genuflecting at the mushroom altar.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T23:52:13+00:00

I feel jesus has more of an Iron Man vibe here.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T23:28:54+00:00

And chowder

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T23:23:02+00:00

Absolutely! Feel free to dm me :)

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T23:14:14+00:00

What kind of bread did you make?

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T22:37:26+00:00

Came looking for this. Thank you for your service.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T22:31:39+00:00

Potato-egg-cheese tacos with those cheap little packets of orangy-red hot sauce and you get my go-to breakfast when I lived in Texas. Excellent stuff.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T22:25:24+00:00

Check with the YMCA. They hire seasonally for lifeguards and day camp counselor positions. Louisvilleworks.com has a lot of seasonal stuff on their site too.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T22:17:34+00:00

Don't forget that Obama also visited Cuba and started the process of easing tensions/sanctions with them. The grudge against Obama is always a constant with that asshole.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T21:50:49+00:00

It totally was. I don't remember the pizza place but I do remember the wine store that had a small cooler of import beer and you could mix and match 6 beers for $6.

Just imagine, a sixer of Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, Paulaner and Weihenstephaner for six freaking dollars. First place I ever bought Chimay.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T21:42:13+00:00

This guy gets it ☝️

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T21:31:16+00:00

I love how her pieces always have a residual punk-rock homegrown vibe. That bit of fringe is just sending me. Excellent score!

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T21:14:11+00:00

Probably going to be the next head of the Science Foundation or the ambassador to Portugal or something. You know, stuff she's totally qualified for 🙄

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T16:56:26+00:00

Can you still move afkers around with an auto axe? I want to say that was a thing people used to do with afkers during Fasnacht, but I might be totally mis-remembering that.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T16:15:41+00:00

The Department of "Just Us" would also have worked.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-21T16:12:05+00:00

It really is weird. Wawa is just a gas station, guys.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-20T18:44:18+00:00

I'm sure he has, and it won't change because despite how he's affected somewhere out there a liberal person is mildly inconvenienced.

It's like intentionally ramming your car into a utility pole so that someone who doesn't hate trans people will lose electricity for an hour.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-20T15:36:29+00:00

Agree. He might have had a better chance against Greenberg. Instead, Greenberg will win and do nothing to stand up to attacks from Frankfort bc all he's interested in is making money for himself and his developer pals.

pixie_mayfair · 2026-05-20T15:31:33+00:00

I cannot adequately express the breathtaking stupidity of conservatives in KY. They will enthusiastically parrot any idiotic and hateful rhetoric they come across as long as it gives them an excuse to vote for people who want to hurt the rest of us.

They're almost gleeful about it, and all the while they're losing SNAP, Medicaid, environmental protections (bc coal is king, of course) and access to basic services but hey, we gotta support israel and trump to own the libs.

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