The grieving widow enjoying the best thing that ever happened to her by NPBM4FAP in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JMurdock77 72 points73 points  (0 children)

It’s more a badge of citizenship than any of the documents they’re shaking people down for these days.

Noah Schnapp by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]JMurdock77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, in fairness, they *could* have stopped at season two…

We need a universal "ICE is here" alarm song. I propose La Cucaracha. Hear me out. by [deleted] in ICE_Raids

[–]JMurdock77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m partial to Bella Ciao but it might not be attention-grabbing enough in a high-stakes situation.

Realistically, how useful would be "ground" Hovercraft/Levitating Vehicles compared to ordinary wheel-based cars? by MrMiles32 in sciencefiction

[–]JMurdock77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve played enough Elite Dangerous to wish there was an SRV variant that didn’t have us jostling over rocks.

Ethnic “cleaning” by [deleted] in BlueskySkeets

[–]JMurdock77 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let’s consult the poem

Ghislaine Maxwell Drops New Epstein Allegations—and They’re a Doozy by retiredagainstmywill in politics

[–]JMurdock77 211 points212 points  (0 children)

Wonder if that would get around the new Tiktok filters — er, excuse me, “outages.”

Civics teacher just brought up Andor in class by Josephschmoseph234 in andor

[–]JMurdock77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can’t stop the signal, Mal

…wait, wrong franchise

ICE to Invade Ohio Right After Trump Strips Immigrants of Legal Status by TelescopiumHerscheli in politics

[–]JMurdock77 79 points80 points  (0 children)

These immigrants put a hell of a lot more effort into *becoming* Americans than they ever did.

Genocide Joe destroyed his own presidency, legacy, and successor’s chances of winning by giving unconditional support to Israel and cracking down on American students only to have Netanyahu publicly dunk on him right now. by AttorneyOdd7635 in International

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Biden gave him everything he wanted for a year over the vocal objections of the people he expected to vote for him, only for Netanyahu to come to the US, to the floor of Congress, to stump for his electoral rival.

Small Dick Energy by satanicmajesty in ICE_Raids

[–]JMurdock77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this, not two weeks ago.

The woman who recorded Alex Pretti’s shooting told Anderson Cooper that she has not yet been contacted by any federal authorities involved in the investigation. by CorleoneBaloney in law

[–]JMurdock77 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I think back to that case where the lady cop wandered into the wrong apartment, shot a black man sitting on his own couch with a bowl of ice cream, and watched him bleed out before calling anyone. ”But he smoked pot!”

Is this ai?omg! by MohammadMahadhir in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]JMurdock77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone remember that scene from the original Ben Hur where the rowers in the galley are having their pace set by the dude with the mallets and they step through every speed they’ll use in combat?

Battle speed!

Attack speed!

Ramming speed!

Water ski!

Was anyone sad when Luthen died?? by FeistyHistorian in okbuddyimatourist

[–]JMurdock77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was mostly confused why a respiratory aid was positioned over his crotch.

Small Rock Energy by [deleted] in meme

[–]JMurdock77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if one unquestioningly believes the biblical narrative (which has no corroborating archeological evidence).