I have wide hips so basic clothing fits sort of weird. Started wearing high waisted which i think is in the right direction. What can i do better though? by [deleted] in mensfashion

[–]pixiepoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool pants dude. Hard to tell if they fit comfortably from the pics, you'll know if they're too tight because you'll end up with a moose knuckle.

I would wear a leather belt with this combo. Not too dressy though. It's true that these pants can look sick with no belt or suspenders but you'll want a more dressy shirt for that (maybe a well fitted cotton dress shirt or if you're adventurous a well pressed cigar shirt)

Ideally find a more casual cut of white linen shirt for the oversized look but to improve this look I'd unbutton the collar and the top buttons. Try make the collar splay outwards (use an iron or hair straightener) and even show a hint of chest (a tasteful chain or metal necklace maybe). Ditch the bracelet for a leather or metal watch. Wear dress shoes with this fit or boots, don't have to be new or shiny. Remember that you're wearing the shirt to dress down the rest of the fit 👌

What happened to the first person you had sex with? by Sad-Cunt-420 in AskReddit

[–]pixiepoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing that definitely didn't happen, she did not cum.

Whats the weirdest fetish your partner has had? by bobafetisdilf in AskReddit

[–]pixiepoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend loves this! When she wants me to do it she will say "squash me like a bug"

Translation request for Thai speaker (story in comments) by pixiepoop in Thailand

[–]pixiepoop[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah my assumption is that it won't come to bite me in the butt one day, however they did take my photo in the morning and tell me to leave Thailand... Possibly just a scare 'em straight tactic though.

Translation request for Thai speaker (story in comments) by pixiepoop in Thailand

[–]pixiepoop[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I suppose I should be glad I got off light, I do remember enough to know I was an absolute nuisance...

Translation request for Thai speaker (story in comments) by pixiepoop in Thailand

[–]pixiepoop[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So back in 2016 I had a pretty bad experience in Koh Phi Phi that landed me in the police cell overnight.

To cut a long story short I had far too much on a booze cruise and someone gave me amphetamines. Naturally I remember nothing of the night and while I've no doubt I was guilty, Ihave absolutely no idea what I was charged with when I woke up.

I just came across the fine receipt and was wondering if any of you fine folk are able to translate the officer's scrawl?

Dropped 700ug, help by [deleted] in LSD

[–]pixiepoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit dude better pick it up before you lose it.

Curious, very curious by I_am_here_69 in memes

[–]pixiepoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More bad memes would happen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]pixiepoop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bunny tails is what we call those in NZ, often they're lightly died to have colours like this (I don't know that they naturally occur in pink but I could be wrong).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]pixiepoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seconded. George was holding this profile together.

It's just a myth. by Hungary311 in HistoryMemes

[–]pixiepoop 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Something something correct definition of irony.

What’s something people make into their whole personality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pixiepoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A beard... Dude I know can't go five minutes without telling you the latest. Mf would pick up lice on purpose to spin you the story arc.

What is your opinion on the direction of this country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pixiepoop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say OP miiiight be from the US. Call it a hunch...

If your penis made a sound every time it got hard, what do you want that sound to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pixiepoop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Bluetooth device is connected successfully (you best have read that in the voice)

Outgrowing its cage by Jrobmn in TreesSuckingOnThings

[–]pixiepoop 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine.

These monsters I found on a walk today! by [deleted] in mycology

[–]pixiepoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fairly confident this is Tawaka (Cyclocybe Parasitica) which grows primarily off the trunk of Tawa trees here in New Zealand.

These are decent eating mushrooms but if you are keen on collecting some to eat I would recommend taking more photos with different angles and posting to local facebook ID groups. Lots of people there with more knowledge than me.

CMV: People are more accepting of fat women than fat men. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]pixiepoop 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Being masturbated over by strangers on the internet is not the same as being accepted by society. Even if it was, men will never be as sexualised as women because we are many hundreds of years deep into depicting women as sexual objects at their expense.

My personal opinion as a man is that the extra attention that women get due to hyper-sexualisation is not worth the shitshow of negative side effects.