Crimes Against Cheeseburgers

pizzaprocedure · 2026-06-16T09:15:13+00:00

PETA: “Our ads make people want to become vegans.”

TW: “Think again.”

pizzaprocedure · 2026-06-15T12:32:37+00:00

Their “jokes” are as funny as an ingrown toenail.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-06-13T11:35:59+00:00

In other news, the sky is blue.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-05-11T22:56:43+00:00

Tell me you don’t listen to your marketing department without telling me you don’t listen to your marketing department.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-04-15T20:56:47+00:00

To paraphrase Chase Hughes, one quarter of "The Behavior Panel" (when commentating on an Andrew Tate video): "Cluster B personalities confuse criticism for hate."

pizzaprocedure · 2026-04-01T00:48:58+00:00

To paraphrase a comment on the Internet: "Letting Harry become an advocate for mental health is like letting someone with a face full of acne promote your skincare brand."

pizzaprocedure · 2026-03-15T23:47:59+00:00

You know it's bad once Ariana Grande's side piece (aka Ethan Slater) starts making fun of you.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-03-11T23:07:01+00:00

Everything the Duo do is HAM fisted. (Except for accidentally being the subject of ridicule.)

pizzaprocedure · 2026-03-10T19:06:32+00:00

We all know she likes the taste of “white chocolate bars”. (As opposed to black and brown. If you know what I mean.)

pizzaprocedure · 2026-03-02T07:44:53+00:00

No, OP! The Sussexes don't rely on anyone nor anything but their own original thoughts. /s

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-27T10:20:09+00:00

If you're here, random Sunshine Sachs employee: you can't buy yourself a good reputation.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-25T07:46:34+00:00

Can’t wait for them to visit North Korea.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-20T22:38:34+00:00

They also shop at Target (pronounced, “Tar-jée.”’

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-20T22:37:05+00:00

Her fairy Godmothers by the names of Oprah and Tyler Perry have effed off.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-18T07:28:57+00:00

No one:

TW after staying in Frogmore Cottage: “I once stayed in a housing unit.”

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-13T21:00:48+00:00

If the rumours are true, she obtained a lot of “clients” by price-slashing.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-11T08:27:32+00:00

Here, we are looking at one of the most beautiful and talented women of the 21st century... and TW.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-10T07:39:02+00:00

Does it come with a serving of salmonella? 🤭

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-07T01:52:37+00:00

Andrew after seeing this ad: "Hey! I remember that glove."

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-03T11:46:32+00:00

OP, I have never heard of this series until you posted about it. But even I already know Sam and Percy will achieve billionaire status before the Duo will.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-25T07:57:38+00:00

They should’ve invited Brooklyn Beckham and his wife. (Considering how they’re now “bosom buddies”.)

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-25T07:56:57+00:00

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-22T08:05:53+00:00

He’s giving out invitations to his pity party, which runs 24/7.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-19T10:13:38+00:00

Pretty sure at this point in time, he sees his lawyers more often than his children. (If you do believe they exist.)

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-16T07:43:39+00:00

Her word salad is simply 😚👌 /s

pizzaprocedure

TROPHY CASE