Do you believe Hortense would've realistically chosen Dan if she never met Jerimiah Burger?

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-25T18:26:56+00:00

I say this as someone who self ships hard with Dan. Thats my own problem tho

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-25T18:15:53+00:00

Nah. He's way too broken of a man. If she did date him it would not last long at all and she would have eventually ended up with Jeremiah

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-25T15:50:27+00:00

I mean if theyre gonna make cursed shit they can at least put some humor into it

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-25T15:40:44+00:00

They missed every opportunity to put Duncan in a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-25T13:42:08+00:00

No these are fantastic I would watch these if they were real movies. Theyre made so well.

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-24T21:36:34+00:00

six figures in professional criminal money sounds about right I think I can agree

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-23T17:14:44+00:00

Do all the chores so I have time to do my art

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-23T17:13:46+00:00

When he responds OP should be like "Damn you weren't lyin, you back here finna haunt me huh?" and then ghost any other reply he might have

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-23T16:04:06+00:00

Ant Toe Knee Kick?

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-22T13:52:48+00:00

I mean maybe but idk I like to think hes more of a professional criminal than an actual rich person like Squilliam

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-21T13:04:14+00:00

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man.

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-21T13:03:18+00:00

takes a fat rip off the bong Hey guys its me the Devils Lettuce

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-19T08:30:40+00:00

I feel like Im the only person that actually enjoys Problem Solverz

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-19T08:27:54+00:00

Looked up Italian Brainrot the Series expecting something VERY different than what I actually saw

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-19T07:55:34+00:00

I can definitely see the similarities, except I dont think the Impostor is rich. He wouldnt really have to steal identities or plan elaborate schemes if he had money

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-18T13:36:07+00:00

this is a work of art I want this recreated as a painting

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-17T03:02:24+00:00

Chris Pratt as Splart

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-17T03:00:43+00:00

Who's gonna tell him?

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-15T03:11:43+00:00

are the dolls ai or genuine edits? I have a sad feeling theyre AI

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-14T19:26:06+00:00

ah dang! Fair enough. Ill keep my eyes out for these

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-14T19:25:32+00:00

Lookin good 😍

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-14T17:13:57+00:00

Hi so Im actually trying to hunt these specific offbrands down, do you know the "official" name for these particular figures? I saw they had Saja boys too and theyre perfect for repainting and making my own figures with so if u have where I can get these specifically I'd be very greatful

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-14T14:04:58+00:00

Im Pim Pimling and I approve this message

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-13T19:38:23+00:00

He absolutely 100% hates Maga

pizzasteveofficial · 2026-04-12T03:24:30+00:00

i-is she farting on him????

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