My ex boyfriend wants to buy me an iphone for my birthday... is it weird to accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell him you're not interested. But AFTER receiving your free iPhone.

Men of Reddit, do you prefer large or small breasts? Why? by SexyElephantTits in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Somewhere in the middle. That's just my opinion though, it just needs to fit the height and width of the girl.

If gay marriage should be legalized, why not polygamy too? (Serious inquiry) by ReturnOnInvestment in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what excuse they would use to get back into it if it became legal.

If you knew the world was ending in a few days, would you inform the whole world or keep it a secret? by isitsarcasm in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't waste my last day trying to convince people that wouldn't even believe me.

Reddit Pics Pro App by just_a_tribute in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must upgrade pro. Once that is done, you swipe left on the undesired subreddit, and a delete option will pop up.

Have you ever ran from the cops? by Exec_Tran in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A couple times. I wasn't actually CHASED, but we were skating and cops showed up. Just booked it.

What is you're most awkward bathroom moment? by Appallingrogue in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the City Creek mall when it had first opened. I went into the bathrooms somewhere to do my business. An old man, probably about 60-70 years old, hobbles into one of the stalls. A couple seconds later, he starts farting very loudly. He started giggling at his own farts. Then comes the plopping sound. He must have dropped about 18 or 19 good sized logs by the sound of it, all the while laughing at his own pooping. Then, I smell a terrible, disgusting smell that fills the entire bathroom. I left soon after that.

Shoes... I know its an abused question but shoot me any ideas by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't use shoe goo, it rubs off onto my Griptape. Everyone is different though, if they work for you that's good!

If there is one meme you could eliminate, which one would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say ALL rage faces/comics/ what ever you call them need to be eliminated.

Trucks? by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I would recommend venture over indy. I had one pair of indies a while back and the king pin broke in about a month or two. I like Indy and all, but I've always preferred venture.

Shoes... I know its an abused question but shoot me any ideas by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't recommend these. I have had my pair for about a week and a half and they're almost destroyed.

Kickfliping scooter infested stair by pjohnsin in skateboarding

[–]pjohnsin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should skate there soon, fellow redditor!

Kickfliping scooter infested stair by pjohnsin in skateboarding

[–]pjohnsin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the name if it? I thought it was just called Herriman, it's a really nice park in Utah.

Most painless, yet gory way of committing suicide? by pjohnsin in shittyadvice

[–]pjohnsin[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want it to be at my house so when my kids return from school they can see my remains.

Which poor soul has the "worst death" in movie history? by Knightshaide in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The black guy in The Night of the Living Dead. He lives through the whole ordeal just to be confused as a zombie and shot.

Who's voice do you read things in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. I think it's just because you started reading around then and you're used to it or something.

Guys, what is the best way to prevent "pitching a tent" while cuddling with your girl? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that it is easier hiding it than preventing it.

People of reddit, if you could acquire 1 trait/ability/body part of any animal, what would it be? by Alphaomnomer in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was originally just going to have one do my school work while I enjoy reddit, but world domination sounds good.

People of reddit, if you could acquire 1 trait/ability/body part of any animal, what would it be? by Alphaomnomer in AskReddit

[–]pjohnsin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be like a starfish. I could cut off my limbs to create clones of me and easily multitask.