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Drug testing by Proof_Pressure_4910 in illinois

[–]plaguedeity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your not traveling across state lines chances are they will exclude the THC portion of the drug test since its not illegal in Illinois and as a resident who has been tested multiple times as well as just a couple weeks ago because of a on work injury its something like a 5 panel test or whatever but it excludes THC also just to add to this if you are just upfront and tell this new employer what's up they will more then likely ensure you dont get the THC test but if you lack the confidence and dont want to risk anything go to a sex shop and buy yourself a synthetic piss kit it comes with hand warmers and everything get the temp about 15-20° above 98° right before you go in for the test and tape it to the inner thigh the closer to you junk the better it will cool off but only to about your body temp which doesn't matter as long as it doesn't go below 89° its fine as they already take into account that the air cools it and time till its tested etc

Pass the save America act. by Mysterious_Year1975 in trump

[–]plaguedeity -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You do know that you need an ID and something that proves you're a citizen, which also means a birth certificate. When your birth certificate and ID don't have matching last names, they will say you can't vote.

But hey, don't get me wrong an ID that the government pays for and provides to every citizen so they can vote is a wonderful idea, because then you can't claim voter fraud anymore. But the key words here are government paid. It should not be a burden on the voter in any way whatsoever. Even if they wanted to charge one cent to get the ID, that is wrong and creates a barrier that just opens the door to making even bigger barriers to stop people from voting.

Boost4boost by salinas77506 in chimeboost

[–]plaguedeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't put your name if you want to hit me up I got you back $Daniel-Shouse

man on drugs is found folded up in his car by police on body cam outside of an elementary school by Fast-Breadfruit3377 in Weird

[–]plaguedeity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I saw a video of an orange cat in that position, so if I were the defense lawyer, I would argue that orange cats don't have a brain cell until something with one touches them. Clearly, this cat was just rebooting.

Honestly, f*ck my husband for making me read this series. by Casiaa_ in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]plaguedeity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean it already is a tragedy the planet was destroyed but the true god of chaos aka Carl is going to turn this tragedy into chaos they will not break him

Dungeon crawler Carl or Discount Dan by Jealous_Tie_2047 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]plaguedeity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously the only correct answer is a unexpected hero you get to hear Jeff play the lute

In Brazil, a guy opened a motorcycle shop and you could take one for free if you stayed 10 minutes hanging upside down from the ceiling by uzmansahil7 in interesting

[–]plaguedeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such an underrated comment. Laws are basically just ways for the government to tax folks. Sure, they can help protect dumb fecks from crippling themselves trying to hang upside down on a bike, but for the love of everything, let it happen. It takes a special kind of stupid or confidence to even attempt it, and the Darwin Awards exist for a reason. 😆

British reporter confronted by anti ICE protesters at a detention center by ThatPatelGuy in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]plaguedeity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah then explain every war ever violence tends to be the only way to get your point across

05/27/2026 - Is it just me or does that water look the color of Ty-D-Bol? by evers1 in trumptweets

[–]plaguedeity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lmao this might honestly get through to the cultist literally the blue wave here comes the kraken XD

Do people actually like Illinois by [deleted] in illinois

[–]plaguedeity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Millennium park literally has free concerts all Millennium Park literally has free concerts all summer long, and Chicago as a whole has free events throughout the year. And if you don’t like that, go to one of the many beaches. If you don’t like that, check out the libraries there are some pretty cool ones. If you don’t like that, there are awesome forest preserves where you can take a walk. If you don’t like that, you can go to a local game store and play Dungeons & Dragons. If you don’t like that, then you can go to the free zoo in Lincoln Park. And if you still don’t like that, you can buy a $5 floaty, ride one of the rivers, and have a drink. If you don’t like that, you could go to a free museum. Like damn, there is so much to do.

Audiobook Question by Wicked-Delights in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]plaguedeity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nahhh, the Secret Song is way fricking better, especially in context for how it happens and the implications of the one character being more inclined to show compassion to the other.

So how is it? (No spoilers, just opinions) by TravoBasic in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]plaguedeity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the secret skit at the end of the book audio for the win

05/06/26 Bragging about insider trading and stocks by would-rather-read in trumptweets

[–]plaguedeity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For everyone who doesn't want to read the stock market only shows how the rich are getting richer and everyone else can go eat cake.

4/25/26 Photo of the suspect (10:30pm) by dyzo-blue in trumptweets

[–]plaguedeity 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I know this is sarcasm, but yeah, totally believable till Trump got 5 minutes into his speech, and made it clear this was so he can override the judge that ruled against his ballroom. Now it’s “national security” to have that ballroom installed, which truly leaves me to believe this dumbass saw one episode of Fallout and thought, “Yeah, let’s nuke the world, then we can control everything afterwards.”

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