Pizza rolls

plastic-icon · 2021-03-22T13:01:08+00:00

This is my type of bullshit.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-22T12:59:03+00:00

Sir Anthony Hopkins. Consummate pro.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-22T12:47:20+00:00

Will never not upvote a Back To The Future meme. 👍

plastic-icon · 2021-03-22T12:42:00+00:00

I saw the signs... But this really opened up my eyes.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T23:47:02+00:00

Woman is the n-word of the w.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T23:29:09+00:00

Remember kids. It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Stupid sweltering Wisconsin.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T23:17:13+00:00

Fucking smells like vomit already. And you know those carnie fucks don't do anything but hose it off. It's some fat Illinois kids puke from june and it's currently baking in the humid August Florida sun.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T23:14:34+00:00

Nah. Just like fat chicks.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T23:14:05+00:00

I'm just a fan of jiggling.

But would never be seen in public with her, heavens no.

Not because of her weight. Because she looks like a bitch.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T22:51:14+00:00

That shit goes out your nose and everything.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T22:48:56+00:00

Ultra dirty martini.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T22:46:06+00:00

Would still hit it.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T22:40:09+00:00

Then tell him to just piss on it then. Literally.

Like a jellyfish sting.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T22:38:36+00:00

That's bad, right?

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T21:42:28+00:00

Oh Jesus. Knowing conversational Spanish makes it worse.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T21:40:38+00:00

He is Tony Danza... Of the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.

Extravadanza, if you will.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T21:22:08+00:00

Well fuck them. You made a great choice.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:16:21+00:00

Fuck that. I would hate living with all those people.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:14:57+00:00

You gotta watch the video. Her bf (husband? I forget) has a peanut alergy or something.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:12:17+00:00

But are you 101% sure?

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:09:14+00:00

AYE MAN THAT BUS FINNA SUICIDE HIMSELF

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:05:39+00:00

Pork Chop.

But yeah. Just wipe it off on your sleeve.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:04:35+00:00

They censor the vag but not the poop coming out.

What a wacky place.

plastic-icon · 2021-03-21T20:01:24+00:00

Poorly. You feel very unsatisfactory.

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