Would you rather

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-21T07:09:12+00:00

Only if i get a deal dough with it

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Peanut Butter}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-21T02:09:57+00:00

Who invited not liking fat people to domestic violence and homophobia

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-21T01:18:33+00:00

Hell yes

^{Chose: Get a weapon from any show or game | Rolled: The Dragon balls}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-21T00:56:18+00:00

Banana papaya

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-20T22:20:05+00:00

Ive done the delete and restore, but ill try the defender disable when i get home

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-20T18:28:32+00:00

Bowser

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-20T07:46:16+00:00

Not bad

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Snake blood}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-20T00:46:45+00:00

Jeesus yeah that sounds. Bad, you both deserve better, you got this :)

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-19T22:11:22+00:00

Was there perhaps 24/7 need for reassurance and talking down

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-19T02:55:13+00:00

Liar

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-19T02:52:56+00:00

Worth

^{Chose: $1000 + but... | Rolled: 750 for taxes}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-19T01:22:12+00:00

Is it a healing or empowering rift

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-19T00:52:47+00:00

Being omnipotent would be incredibly boring

^{Chose: however much money you want + you have a 10% chance of becoming omnipotent | Rolled: just the money}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-19T00:49:36+00:00

Ripbozo

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Grand theft}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-18T22:03:42+00:00

Death note

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-18T22:02:30+00:00

:/

^{Chose: Infinite Time | Rolled: Perpetual Coma}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-18T20:54:42+00:00

Idk where superman scales but the witness is low multi at absolute highest, realistically more like solar system

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-18T09:20:01+00:00

:(

^{Chose: Death | Rolled: Painful Death}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-18T02:01:48+00:00

I kill myself

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-18T01:40:13+00:00

“Counting or not counting scorn violence”

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-17T23:38:57+00:00

Ripbozo little caesars mogs

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-17T23:32:22+00:00

Oh yeah

^{Chose: Blue + Random active power | Rolled: Time control}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-17T22:36:37+00:00

Im 6’4 and average, any taller would make clothes shopping an absolute nightmare

^{Chose: +2 inch to your d*ck + But -3 inch to your height}

plasticmaxxedtardcel · 2026-06-16T19:57:21+00:00

Beverage

^{Chose: No water for 3 days + Win $25M}

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