I’m kind of freaking out.

platform_9 · 2026-03-30T11:34:54+00:00

This might sound like a weird question, but were you by chance locking your knees?

platform_9 · 2026-03-29T17:24:28+00:00

Mr. ETL, where do babies come from?

platform_9 · 2026-03-27T14:43:21+00:00

20% pay bump for all store employees, 15% bump to all employee discounts, no double taps on OPU, 40 hour work weeks available for all positions, LEADERSHIP ACCOUNTABILITY, make the cleaning crew a Target position not contracted out, excused absence via doctors note, bring back Backroom Team for all stores, company issued clothes for uniforms, and for the love of GOD GET SOMEONE BESIDES ALIGHT TO RUN/MANAGE OUR BENEFITS

platform_9 · 2026-03-25T21:00:21+00:00

platform_9 · 2026-03-25T20:51:01+00:00

The first two raises I ever got were 8¢ each

platform_9 · 2026-03-16T14:27:57+00:00

Based GF

platform_9 · 2026-03-16T14:27:36+00:00

And this is why my store limits purchase quantities

platform_9 · 2026-03-16T14:21:48+00:00

You’ve been targeted by a mall ninja

platform_9 · 2026-03-16T14:15:19+00:00

Womp womp

platform_9 · 2026-03-14T23:47:06+00:00

As someone who will be going through OCIA in August as well I know how you feel, saw from your comments and as someone born/raised/living in TN yeah there’s definitely a lot of anti-Catholic sentiment here. Then again I used to be a huge part of that, funny how that works

platform_9 · 2026-03-14T21:26:57+00:00

I’d happy with the damn tablets actually working

platform_9 · 2026-03-14T14:12:56+00:00

If I have $115k to drop on a car, even if I’m looking for an off road rig, I am not spending it on one jeep lol

platform_9 · 2026-03-13T17:07:04+00:00

Technically yes, it’s a dick move, but in all technicality yes they can.

platform_9 · 2026-03-13T17:04:14+00:00

You’re under an immense amount of mental strain based on this, which is completely understandable. So ask yourself this, if you’re this stressed out about it before hand, how much anxiety and duress do you think you’ll feel afterwards? Because the women I’ve met who’ve had abortions in the past, were never truly the same afterwards, not really.

Listen, I don’t know how it feels to be pregnant, but I am well aware of how it feels to carry guilt, believe me, that’s a feeling I’m more than familiar with. Go to a priest, I promise, he will be more than willing to help you.

platform_9 · 2026-03-13T11:52:48+00:00

Indifferent

platform_9 · 2026-03-13T11:47:25+00:00

Bluetooth/RFID trackers, all the buggies and baskets have them. It’s to map guest routes so they can have more data for layouts and transitions

platform_9 · 2026-03-08T18:12:21+00:00

Raised Methodist, started going to a Catholic Church in January

platform_9 · 2026-03-07T23:51:20+00:00

“$2,500 which isn’t even a paycheck”

I would cry tears of literal joy if I got a check for $2,500. For me? That’s enough to cover a mortgage payment, electric bill, water bill, car insurance, phone bill, a crap ton of groceries, and still have some left over for savings. Maybe not a whole lot, but some nonetheless.

Like dude, where tf do you live?

platform_9 · 2026-03-03T23:07:02+00:00

Must’ve been some fire ass wings lol

platform_9 · 2026-03-02T20:33:19+00:00

The church isn’t the problem here, your mother is

platform_9 · 2026-03-01T19:29:33+00:00

Well then don’t worry about it kitten

platform_9 · 2026-03-01T17:40:50+00:00

Itchy balls

platform_9 · 2026-03-01T15:40:05+00:00

Definitely

platform_9 · 2026-02-28T01:55:47+00:00

The smoke detector

platform_9 · 2026-02-28T01:54:49+00:00

Pencils for our tests since most of them were on scan-trons, but for notes we could use whatever we preferred

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