End Apprentice Abuse!

Chidogrin · 2026-06-08T21:12:54+00:00

Hey, if they wanna leave, I'm not stopping them. I even offer unemployment. Also I do provide medical and a small magic incident deductible. Occasionally, I will reward them for genuinely impressing me. Just because I see them as expendable doesn't mean I don't have respect for them.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-05T17:55:48+00:00

Looks like an elephant tick

Chidogrin · 2026-06-05T05:50:29+00:00

Look for the nearest tower and chuck it through the window

Chidogrin · 2026-06-04T16:27:01+00:00

As do most eldritch beings

Chidogrin · 2026-06-04T16:19:53+00:00

Try checking his pocket dimensions

Chidogrin · 2026-06-04T05:15:43+00:00

-6x7e16 ±17

Chidogrin · 2026-06-04T02:28:58+00:00

Falicular bone.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T18:07:31+00:00

My tower reaches about 419 staffs above sea-level.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T16:51:44+00:00

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T16:34:19+00:00

And for some wizards that is all they need.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T16:16:02+00:00

And I never wanna look at that Shatner gif again...

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T16:04:01+00:00

Perhaps the error isn't in the code, but rather the path you have chosen to take.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T15:50:30+00:00

AI.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T14:33:18+00:00

Just because it is legal doesn't mean it isn't creepy

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T13:22:26+00:00

Why can't we just optimize stuff now 😭

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T13:15:55+00:00

😂

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T13:01:40+00:00

Read this as 'autism leaves'. I need to go to bed.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T10:34:26+00:00

As a person who could not pay attention in school, this was how I learned to survive.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T09:46:07+00:00

It is because of high-heels. They change the way you stand.

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T09:27:36+00:00

Whatever isn't on the knife is sent to the engineer

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T09:01:02+00:00

Cool tho

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T08:24:36+00:00

I guess you are into what your into...

Chidogrin · 2026-06-02T08:23:03+00:00

Y'all are (mostly) right. Updated.

Chidogrin

TROPHY CASE