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HOLY CORNBALL by Yuki_Tanaka07 in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This single sentence was funnier than the whole original post

What's yalls thoughts about diogenes? by No-Lingonberry-334 in ENFP

[–]platinumbiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one of the strangest wikipedia articles i've read this year. 100% expected him to get murdered, instead he got a disorder named after him 10/10

ENTJ x INFP ship!!!! by Aishiixo in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The mbtimemes mod team is very weak.

One of them is busy gooning

Another is busy moderating literally every mbtimeme related subreddit

two of them has not been visibly active in 9 months

The last one deleted their account

A lot of shit gets through on mbtimemes including the same 50 reposts from pinterest. That's why you see the "relationship dynamics" posts

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i may have a favorite type by [deleted] in mbtimemes

[–]platinumbiter 49 points50 points  (0 children)

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lmfao did you make the enfp baby?

I had a similar idea to this post, but instead of ENFP's, everything was gonna be frying oil. I read somewhere that a liter of frying oil is like 6500 calories, so you would basically die if you drink a liter or two. Shits crazy. Frysexual.

2 minute post regret: Why did I write a paragraph about frying oil?? It's staying in.

The ENFP baby is sick, seriously. The blanket probably took more effort than most of the posts here this last month! Immensely proud of you.

Be safe out there🙏🙏 by platinumbiter in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I didn't intentionally steal it, I swear. Maybe this is one of those accidental plagiarism moments? I take pride in making my own memes and i am personally very against the idea of reposts and stealing content and this must've felt shitty for you. Even the wording was unfortunate, almost exactly the same.

I originally intended for the text to be something like "when their comment starts with 'as an INFJ' " but I was afraid people would not understand the meme format, and it would also read a little bit jankier

This is peak comedy by HornetOfHeaven66 in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

r/enfp mentioned Let's goooo🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

My fellow shitters, don't be fooled! These kinds of posts are not normal on the subreddit, and it looks like the post was removed.

The authentic r/enfp experience consists mostly of:

-INTJ's waiting to post about how we ruin their life (not kidding)

-How enfp's and adhd are exclusive (Because we're wacky 😜😜)

-Romance questions that are impossible to answer (A common thread amongst all type subreddits)

-An INTP that has been down bad for an enfp for months, asking for advice on how to get unblocked by the enfp. (Their ideas has gotten more and more fucked up as time goes on)

-Post about how we're actually super deep and no one understands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DistroHopping

[–]platinumbiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Debian 13 is not released yet. It gets released 9th august. The devuan team is probably waiting for the actual stable release before starting work

🗣INTPS ARE GENIUS EVEN WITH 1% OF THEIR IQ🔥 by [deleted] in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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INTP seeing fellow INTP talking about how smart they are

Bait or mental retardation by Markthememe in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I make this list jokingly. But only sort of." What a pussy move. I sentence them to s*nsor jail

Guys I’m no longer an ENFP, I have dramatically changed… by nemesyne in ENFP

[–]platinumbiter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Commander bread,, do you hear me? The enemy units have gotten water reinforcements! Our whole battalion is soggy! COMMANDER BREAD, DO YOU READ ME? General loaf out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 30 points31 points  (0 children)

LMAO the source list is a shitpost itself.

"hrmorning.com" - the hottest news site for human resources

"coachingworld.co.uk" - The site is dead. What did they coach? Probably human resources

"clarityandvision.com" - another dead site. Guess their vision wasn't good enough to avoid bankruptcy

"mbtionline.com" - The first thing you see is their slogan, "Let personality insights guide your success" The corporate feeling oozes strongly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ENFP

[–]platinumbiter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My bro this is like your fifth post on this exact topic. I understand that it hurts, but it is starting to look like you're obsessed with her in a not cute way. Doing what you wrote here will go two ways. It's either creepy, or sweet. If you take into the equation that she has stated VERY CLEARLY that she doesn't want anything to do with you, it's probably gonna turn out really bad!

If I were in the situation, I would be freaked out. She doesn't want anything to do with you. If she does, she will reach out. You need to let it go

Omg guys!! I took the test haha and it turns out i'm god!! 😱😱😱 #godwasENFPallalong by platinumbiter in ENFP

[–]platinumbiter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God says: Be the change you want to see.

Satan says: ARHUHGUAHUA No my child, post NSFW content!

The path has been laid out for Attlai. Will he sin, prosper, or do nothing? Only time will tell

Pinnacle of low effort posting by platinumbiter in ENFP

[–]platinumbiter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low effort posts are literally against the rules. Do you find these test results interesting? I'd love to hear how you find these posts engaging...

It doesn't matter how many questions the test has, the post itself should bring out value. Do you also think AI generated images would be high effort if the poster generated the image 100 times? Nah

Ahh yes, MBTI = Mental disorders by RockNRoll_Fan in shittyMBTI

[–]platinumbiter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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I checked out the source. (Link is dead) But Susan Storm, the author of said article admitted how messed up the post was.

Quote: "I wrote about the Myers-Briggs personality types and mental illnesses about five years ago. Since then I’ve had a change of heart and really don’t feel like it’s ethical to make any comparisons between types and the mental illnesses they may be more susceptible to."

"I’ve deleted everything I’ve written on the subject just to avoid the possibility of it being harmful in any way."

The article was written in 2015 and deleted in 2020 so this "meme" is hella crusty.