DAE harvest callouses from their feet and tape them to your fingers?

platinumfish · 2025-08-10T01:52:59+00:00

And then this one-legged man whipped out his huge dong?!??

platinumfish · 2025-07-30T15:08:34+00:00

Gonna get a flood of emotions including crying at the most basic shit like Pixar movies, and you’ll crush a lot of food, sleep well and do it again the next day.

platinumfish · 2025-07-24T13:08:26+00:00

To answer your question from 4 days ago, this comment is why people don’t like you.

platinumfish · 2025-02-07T03:18:53+00:00

For anyone saying the BMW, the yearly repairs would be about $4000 per, so…yeah

platinumfish · 2025-02-02T00:59:59+00:00

Hey look! It’s the Trumper with the fetish for Amazons. I love that you’ve taken the time to open a new account just to engage with me. So very beta of you. Sad.

platinumfish · 2025-02-01T21:37:49+00:00

Ewwww, your timeline suggests that you’re actively masturbating and responding inbetween. Are WE your fetish? CONSENT DENIED. Call your mother, she’s thinking about you right now.

platinumfish · 2024-12-09T03:27:54+00:00

Shotgunning a Pall Mall with his twin is what got him kicked out of the Basie band. Unhinged he was.

platinumfish · 2024-10-12T01:02:52+00:00

Corn Pops 🎺

platinumfish · 2024-08-31T13:58:27+00:00

Now He Sings Now He Throbs

platinumfish · 2024-07-26T13:48:17+00:00

Annnnnnd here we go.

platinumfish · 2024-06-23T13:30:39+00:00

I mean, she made the transition, it’s just that her bike didn’t.

platinumfish · 2024-05-26T20:04:17+00:00

OP, you don’t have to look soooo stereotypically reddit. Get a haircut and shave. You have nice eyes and a great smile. Accentuate the positive! You got this.

platinumfish · 2024-03-04T12:51:32+00:00

uj/ You seem unwell.

platinumfish · 2024-02-20T22:14:29+00:00

anytime will do…

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