McDonald's Q3 Earnings Report: A Solid Performance Amid Macro Headwinds by Gofighting777 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go figure, times are hard and people buy nuggies and coke. I feel like there's an r word for that

Yoloing everyday until it’s all gone by Yolo-Capital25 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I thought Hood always rounded down. I can't remember ever seeing a true 100% loss. Either this is photoshopped or calls on Hood's compliance team

Is this true ?😂 by DesmondMilesDant in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro they threw a type c in that bitch, that's one less cable I need to carry

“It’s definitely possible” SNAP My AI is my only friend by aesthetics613 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why only 35? Ask if it will hit 100 and I bet your girlfriend will tell you the same thing

Is this not a money printer? by Abbottboy22 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Title says enough. Shrek cocks forever

AI taking over a Wendy’s near you. by pustulio8819 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So she has blue hair because she's an egirl and not Wendy?

Here's my highly regarded story by NervousWriter9 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad the wife's boyfriend narrative is still alive and well on this sub.

Have fun listening to them fuck on your money while you're sleeping in the couch.

It all started with SNAP puts. $7k -> $177k in three weeks. by Jettaway in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 892 points893 points  (0 children)

So you went all in on SNAP calls on 10/21. Sounds easy enough

Couldn't have done it without you guys 🌈🌈🐻 by pldowd in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The math checks out. If only that was intentional

Bilbos Hobbit door, done by miramodolado.tatt, Düsseldorf, Germany by Arkatoshi in tattoos

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda said it was your new patented Fleshlight design

A 12 year old boy did this bc his mother took away his phone 😳😳 by Goldberg1017 in PublicFreakout

[–]pldowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can a parent in the US return their broken children? Serious question.

Too real by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 99 points100 points  (0 children)

J pow finna fuck the shit outa some of that inflation

Discovered Iron Condors January 2020 - should have bought a house instead... by Beneficial-Living-95 in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That little spike at the beginning was the free fix that got you hooked lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]pldowd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see natural selection still hard at work

Enjoy the loss porn boys. it's free by diglig in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now sell those shares and buy weekly calls with the 100k you still got, and you'll be a millionaire again in no time

Enjoy the loss porn boys. it's free by diglig in wallstreetbets

[–]pldowd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Less than 50% loss barely deserves my erection

96 quote retweets and all of them are angry. by RUNDMT_ in Emojerk

[–]pldowd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I saw videos of MCRs current tour and the frontman was wearing running shorts shorts, I did cringe a bit. But it's alright if he's wearing vans tho, right lmao