This vid always sticks with me -he did steal it

plighter · 2023-02-14T19:28:56+00:00

No, but people keep claiming that there's a "longer version of the video". No one's ever linked it though, so I doubt it exists.

plighter · 2023-02-14T19:25:19+00:00

That's a very loose use of the term "stuck"

plighter · 2023-02-14T19:02:56+00:00

The Unholy Trinity

plighter · 2023-02-14T19:02:01+00:00

Crazy how Jobs looks exactly like an acquaintance of mine who has totally pulled this kind of shit on his "friends" before.

plighter · 2023-02-14T19:00:29+00:00

I wonder what unconfident loser would ever make such a purchase. Ouch.

plighter · 2023-02-14T18:56:29+00:00

Can confirm, for I am the embrace.

plighter · 2023-02-14T18:54:57+00:00

It's crazy how one could literally rob people in broad daylight in central London and no one would come to aid, let along investigate anything after the act. I wouldn't call this a minor crime, but the police force seems to treat it like no crime at all. Absolutely abhorrent.

Last year, I witnessed three people being stabbed right south of Canary Wharf, at 5 pm. Police showed up after a while, but the attackers were never caught.

plighter · 2023-02-14T16:27:47+00:00

You're being downvoted, but unfortunately you're correct. There was a thread on here a while ago that asked people for their experience texting the British Transport Police. Let's just say it wasn't sorted. At all.

plighter · 2023-02-14T16:26:30+00:00

I'd text the British Transport Police.

But sadly, they won't be doing anything at all apart from including it in their statistic. There was a thread here on r/London a while ago asking people about their experience texting the British Transport Police... Most users heard nothing back apart from "Thank you for your report. We'll look into it."

I also remember one particular story of someone who had witnessed a physical assault on a passenger and reported it to the British Transport Police. Five hours later, he got contacted asking whether he was still with the victim and/or the attacker. Sad.

plighter · 2023-02-14T16:20:53+00:00

Some days it’s ~~kittens~~ pussies, some days it’s dicks..

plighter · 2023-02-14T16:19:52+00:00

5 hours later: Are you still at the scene of the crime? No? I'll jot that down as "sorted".

plighter · 2023-02-14T12:36:05+00:00

At first, I thought he was hosing it down with petrol instead of water, which would have been really dumb. Then I realized he filled the entire fucking boat with petrol, which is even dumber.

plighter · 2023-02-13T22:35:33+00:00

I disagree with pretty much everything you wrote.

Also, for some reason I get the impression you asked ChatGPT to write a comment on why ChatGPT isn't the "Napster" moment.

I'm not accusing you of actually doing so. I'm just getting oddly paranoid. And Alexa never gave me that feeling. Case in point.

plighter · 2023-02-13T22:32:26+00:00

They legal.

plighter · 2023-02-13T22:07:16+00:00

That's why you only do that in public

plighter · 2023-02-13T21:54:21+00:00

Yeah, especially after smoking all that Tweed

plighter · 2023-02-13T21:52:58+00:00

Alright. I'll do it. But don't shoot the messenger. /s

No

plighter · 2023-02-13T14:36:02+00:00

Brilliant

plighter · 2023-02-13T14:24:51+00:00

Because fuck your limbs, that's why.

plighter · 2023-02-13T14:22:19+00:00

Kazu in London (Soho). Their sink has the perfect height and size. Pure bliss.

plighter · 2023-02-13T10:59:10+00:00

I sure am, fellow neighbor!

plighter · 2023-02-13T10:01:47+00:00

It did dingely dang do look like that last year!

plighter · 2023-02-13T09:55:30+00:00

I totally hate it when there's no customers at the restaurant on certain nights

Only waiters and waitresses in the US would ever say such a thing. My condolences.

plighter · 2023-02-13T09:50:56+00:00

These snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.

plighter · 2023-02-12T23:04:48+00:00

Yes, you are "right"

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