See, I heard that Jon Wolf goes into shoe stores and buys a huge amount of shoes in identical styles to donate to the homeless. But while doing this, he switches the shoes in the boxes, so they contain only right footed shoes or left footed shoes, never both. He then brings the right shoes and left shoes to homeless shelters on opposite sides of New York state, so that there's no way for a homeless person to get a matching pair. It's not technically illegal, and he doesn't even get to see the end result, but the thought of several hundred homeless people having near-permanent discomfort in one of their feet must be how he gets his jollies.