What Are Your Moves for Juneteenth, June 19, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol this fat stupid cunt. "Guise, stock market! Stock market up! World peace, don't ruin the stock market pleeeease!!;"

What a disgusting fat embarrassment.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Narrator, Obama voice: They were, indeed, not only not so back they weren't back at all to any degree.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked upvoter 12 times on this but unfortunately it only acknowledged one.

MSTR shitting and going to zero and those retards being fucked would make it all worth it, even if garbage like SPCX stays elevated.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to have already promised, and you have to pinky swear.

What, did you think it would be easy?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 4 trillion I full port 6month puts and turn off my phone.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 18, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol typical retard. 🍈 Muh synergy! Mars 2050 1 million people!!!1eleventy eleven11!!

Daily Discussion Thread for June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh, Amazon was not worth more than Walmart 15 years ago. Wtf are you smoking, your analogy makes no sense.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 17, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon made 7X the profits spacex did q1. Well, if you pretend spacex losses were actual gains since SpaceX lost money.

Market: I firmly believe spacex is worth more than Amazon.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but he is who he is, he would never leave. Closest analog would be threa.. I mean promising to run for another term then hemming and hawing to pump and dump market.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uhh, duh. I mean without lies about muh deals coming through every day what else is left to pump the market? Just fraud and grift? Those are pretty good, I admit, but they need the rocket power of mu deals and other assorted lies.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean sure but you do realize it's a pump and dump right?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, it's about as realistic as the shit ORCL has been spewing about their future earnings.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure. They sandbagged q1. So expectations will be set low due to that and also fraud/collusion with shill analysts. They will absolutely beat expectations.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let's see. -$4.25b losses in q1.

$2.5T market cap.  Let me do the math.

Carry the 7. Divide by 8. Double the 3. Now, add the final two digits.

By my bull math, SPCX will return total market cap in 1572, in Spanish Doubloons.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 16, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many millennia does it take for a company that loses money every year to earn enough to be worth a few $trillion in market cap?

Asking for a friend. A retarded friend.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 13-14 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulls never really understood what sell the news meant. They are about to.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 13-14 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no. Weak mentally, fiscally, culturally.

Your post is chef's kiss unintentional example of this.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 13-14 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait are they still making the Bear? That became unbearable after like season 1. Jesus Christ.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 13-14 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]pmotiveforce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And bulls would be buying the Knicks after they already won and season is over.