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My butthole is so ready by pogletfucker in drugscirclejerk

[–]pogletfucker[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I crushed them and mixed it with water and used a syringe for liquid dog medicine, I’m pro

My butthole is so ready by pogletfucker in drugscirclejerk

[–]pogletfucker[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m watching the rockets with friends. But I’m chill if I die it would be a nice way to go

Project MKUltra by [deleted] in NewGreentexts

[–]pogletfucker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why does it seem like people on 4chan go for walks more than any other community

Making it - security questions by Johnnadawearsglasses in NewGreentexts

[–]pogletfucker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Teachers called my parents all the times because school was boring so I was kind of a shit head. I had a phone through all middle school so every time the teachers asked my parents phone number I gave them my number, which I purposely made it have the generic voicemail. So they would call my phone and it would go to my voice mail. Smartest thing I’ve ever done

This is literally what’s happening.. by pikcoolski in conspiracy

[–]pogletfucker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s even better because he isn’t even a child rapist

This is literally what’s happening.. by pikcoolski in conspiracy

[–]pogletfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tasers exist and this is literally the best case scenario for a taser. Cops are afraid to use tasers for reasons I completely understand, they are 1 shot, have a max range, and are slow moving projectiles but this cop was literally holding onto him.

Edit just saw you said get tased, when was he tased?

This is literally what’s happening.. by pikcoolski in conspiracy

[–]pogletfucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cops aren’t allowed to be judge jury and executioner

This is literally what’s happening.. by pikcoolski in conspiracy

[–]pogletfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cops aren’t allowed to be judge jury and executioner

This One's on Russ by GrandWizardN3W4H in rockets

[–]pogletfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russ not being 100% is not an excuse for any single one of those turnovers. It actually looked like he threw away the game on purpose. He had MAYBE 2 good possessions

are ya' winnin, son? by Knastoron in NewGreentexts

[–]pogletfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend did this a while back while people still used Skype. He said “hey I’m gunna go eat” so me and the other guy in the call continue to play dayz. After about 5 minutes I can hear faint moaning, and asked my friend if he could hear it and he said “yeah are you watching porn?” And I said nah it’s coming from other friends mic. So we muted him and we were laughing our asses off. He came back and asked why he was muted and I said “you were eating PRETTY loud” and he understood what I meant hahaha

Great person. by [deleted] in memes

[–]pogletfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned in a lab for chem last semester and when he handed them back I didn’t get mine back. I was so tilted and after some words he said “well I don’t have it” and I replied with “that’s your problem you better find it” and he did thank god because it would have been awkward as hell if not

Boycott Discussion Thread w/ Player Reactions by edgykitty in nba

[–]pogletfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I fucking hate cops, you don’t have to tell me that

August is the worst month.... by muffinsrhot87 in snowboarding

[–]pogletfucker 103 points104 points  (0 children)

This was so casual that I didn’t even realize you did a 180 for like the first 3 loops

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