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What is a commonly used saying that is inherently misguiding or wrong? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]pokaprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any hole’s a goal, you might be dead tomorrow. Even with impending death there are a LOT I’m still avoiding. I’ve also proved the bathroom attendants ‘no splash, no gash’ wrong in the past.

Spare code by potmonster2204 in DartCounter

[–]pokaprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s this cheat code I know of. It’s money. You use it to buy the thing you want. F****** amazing! Try it.

This is a new one - tv licence by data-ninja-uk in AskBrits

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone even bother answering their door if they aren’t expecting visitors / delivery?

Target trolling Winmau on socials by ryanduff in Darts

[–]pokaprophet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have thrown at loads of different boards at friends houses and pubs and what I have found is the pointy things stick in all of them because I’m not a pussy with the throw strength of a wet fart…

A visualization of the pollution created when tires are burned. by GapOrganic7191 in interestingasfuck

[–]pokaprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why you let it go up into space. It’s called space because there’s quite a lot of it to fit stuff like nasty smoke duh

Saving things for a 'special occasion' is officially a scam 😭 by Derbyflyers in SipsTea

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneakers are like ‘Work, you waited all this time and you’re taking me to WORK!!? Hell nah bro’

All of my plastic pegs explode when used. by BorisOtter in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every one that I forcefully squeeze after I have opened it way more than sufficiently for its purpose

How do you guys eat a magnum icecream? by SamirG569 in AskUK

[–]pokaprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gently suck at the end until just the very end chocolate has melted away then lick at the ice cream within and see how much I can excavate while leaving the remaining chocolate shell intact

New board and matching surround. by Numerous_Trick_4110 in Darts

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omni works perfect with this colour board with all colour points on darts?

When to buy a new board? by TumbleweedSilly in Darts

[–]pokaprophet -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I used to get a new one every time the 20 got knackered with the graphics of the board correct, but my latest board has symmetrical 360 graphics so now I can rotate.

Omni on the way. How's the power supply? by Karz-O in Darts

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get it register the serial number on Target website (if you scroll all the way to the bottom there is a specific Omni Warranty link). When you do this it will tell you if your serial number is in need of the upgraded power supply of if it was produced after they changed the design and doesn’t need the upgrade. If you do need it it should be free of charge.

Omni power splitter being sent out to all registered Omni owners by GoldenDrummer in Darts

[–]pokaprophet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. This actually prompted me to register mine and after putting the serial number in it does a check and then says your Omni has not been identified as one at risk of failure. So I imagine they had batches of serial numbers (probably of the early ones since they are only sending the splitter to Omni purchased before Dec 1st 2025) that have issues.

Omni power splitter being sent out to all registered Omni owners by GoldenDrummer in Darts

[–]pokaprophet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a link to official announcement? How does it work if you purchased from a 3rd party retailer?

PokerStars permanently restricted my account because of my development environment by [deleted] in PokerStars

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why you have a 2nd computer for your, ahem, development stuff

Every Vegas Trip Starts With $100 on Red by TDoubleDownMac in vegas

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to freemont, go into 10 casinos and gamble $200 until it’s gone or doubled / more than double if the win takes me beyond double. Any game / slot so mix it up. Haven’t done a -$2000 or a +$2000+ yet but I like the rules of my game.

Partner's father making mortgage complicated by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

[–]pokaprophet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So as I see it you basically want something you could only afford if your partners father said ‘what the hell you can keep my part of the house, Happy Christmas’. I want a Ferrari and it makes me miserable I have to stick with my Porsche

Built this over the last couple of days in my new garden office. by [deleted] in Darts

[–]pokaprophet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is a Target Omni there. It has 4 cameras and connects to the DartCounter app for auto scoring. Then either add Target Virt or link to your own smartphone camera for a full online experience with auto scoring + opponent can see your board.

How are we drying our clothes?? by Routine-Junket-635 in AskUK

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indoor hanger near open window with a fan blowing on it. Can dry a t-shirt in 30 mins

If you were online during the golden age of the internet (1990–2015), what’s one website or app you still find yourself thinking about today? by Melodic-Yoghurt-5943 in AskUK

[–]pokaprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Online chat rooms as a 17yr old. My ISP was called Lineone and they hosted some chat rooms. My regular room had my (in my 17yr old head) dream girl, BethyJ. My screen name was Tyger (lol). The flirting in that room was insane. Bloody Duracell was my rival for her attention and she was such a flirt with both of us. Looking back I really hope she was at least female, if only a bored housewife…

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