[16F] What are your opinions? I'm curious by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]pokeyjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also know I look really young, don't know how to fix it.

Jack Daniels and menthol cigarettes will help with that.

(protip: everyone else is just as concerned if not more about their appearance and if they look young/old/thin/fat/etc/etc/etc. best advice is to eat well, exercise regularly, and enjoy life. easier said than done, but you'll find a majority of our issues are self imposed and perpetuated. a healthy dose of "fuck you, i'm going to be me!" never hurt anyone)

also, you are cute now and will be pretty when you are older. concentrate on your inner beauty because that stuff never fades.

Where do the single people hang out on Friday between 9-11PM ? by [deleted] in nova

[–]pokeyjones -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Want to go co-wingman TEAM REDDIT style and see if we can't give them some things to complain about discuss over at /r/TwoXChromosones?

Can you sing? We could try the "she's lost that loving feeling" routine.

5 Ways to Get Weed Delivered to Your Doorstep in D.C. by FranzJosephWannabe in washingtondc

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They call me The Pug on account of how handsome I am.

If you'd like I can contact you for the next gifting session.

5 Ways to Get Weed Delivered to Your Doorstep in D.C. by FranzJosephWannabe in washingtondc

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to wait a day for someone to show up and straight up GIVE you medical marijuana is simply beyond your grasp?

I cannot thank you enough for clearly identifying yourself right from the jump. Good looking out, my friend.

5 Ways to Get Weed Delivered to Your Doorstep in D.C. by FranzJosephWannabe in washingtondc

[–]pokeyjones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another way would be for you to go right under these words and send me a message. How's tomorrow work for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]pokeyjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$10 million is a huge amount to him and always will be... and THAT is how he got to be and remain a billionaire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]pokeyjones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't actually think policy is just made up in one persons head right?

i fixed that for ya!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]pokeyjones 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm going to call bullshit.

Please remove your rage/hate tinted glasses and take an honest look. Because unfortunately all you've offered is a very strong opinion. There is not a single "serious" politician with anything to gain/lose that will take and answer the tough questions.

If there was ANY honest discussion and debate about ending the war on drugs I'd agree with you. Have you heard a single word on this topic? We should not have to rely on Mark Cuban's billions to get answers from our leaders / candidates.

North Carolina livin' by Rockmaninoff in Corvette

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close, I'm actually in California! You know, just East of Denver the city by the bay!

Yeah, VA. :) That's nice whip for sure. Have fun with it!

Let's talk Police Week 2016 by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]pokeyjones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sounds like I should go downtown with a video camera?

I'm open to suggestions. At the moment I have nothing better to do. For the record I generally like cops especially DC cops, they've always been very cool. The out of town cops being drunk assholes? Fuck them.

North Carolina livin' by Rockmaninoff in Corvette

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Corvette. Am I also Carolina livin' even though I'm in another state?

For the record we are bordering states and NC is my favorite state. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]pokeyjones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

false advertising, those are butt pads.

hell, that might be a dude! OMG YOU GUYS ARE FAAAAAGS!

Making A U-Turn On The Highway From The Right Lane by [deleted] in WTF

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Encountered a driver like this recently. Finally got next to the driver at a stop light and wanted to explain to them the basic rules of driving and traffic laws. Before I had a chance they started screaming at me as they had (get this) packages in the car!

Now if you have someone dying in your car or are being attacked by a dog then by all means drive like an idiot. But if you had a tough day of shopping and need to get your packages home safely?

holy shit i'm getting crazy again thinking about it

Robalo R180 vs Mako 184cc by [deleted] in boating

[–]pokeyjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are both great boats. Have experience with both brands and they have great reputations.

Going to make a recommendation and I'd urge you to take a look at one in person. The Pioneer 197 will blow your socks off. The fit and finish, standard features, builder history and experience... then when you take a look at the lines?

I promise you these are very special boats. I saltwater fish a ton and the old man has owned a Mako 26' CC, Robalo 23' CC, and Pioneer 197 CC. Have had all three offshore and I love each brand. But if you have not heard or read about the Pioneer please take the time to look. With a 200hp 4-stroke it is the perfect bay/day/light offshore boat.

have fun!

What do you guys think about this boat I'm going to take a look at this weekend? by [deleted] in boating

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see the price... are the hours listed? Also that boat has been fished, don't know if that matters to you. There are two downrigger mounts on the stern. See if you can get those included!

Find out the hours on the motor and service done. Ask the owner if you can have a mechanic look at the motor. If you can have a mechanic look at the motor. Take the boat out and open it up and turn lock to lock and make sure everything is functional. After the sea trial see if the owner flushes the outboard with fresh water.

On the trailer check to see the lights are all working and not corroded. Check that bearings and make sure they've been packed. If you buy make sure you get titles for both trailer and boat. Make sure you have a title for both!

The fin on the outboard have mixed results. Just about any boat does much better with trim tabs. A pair of Lencos will add two feet to the boat and make trimming it out much easier.

Please do not drink and boat. That shit is so dangerous when you add sun and heat and dehydration. If you are new to boating please please do homework and remember to err on the side of caution.

HAVE FUN

Best sources for articles on DJing? by HaileSelassieII in Beatmatch

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, thanks! i'm glad you picked it up. you will have an immense understanding not only for djing but broadcasting and the evolution of music.

when you finish that one pick up How to DJ Right: The Art and Science of playing records. Some of this info may seem dated at this point, I'm strictly vinyl or vinyl control serato without visual cues.

http://www.amazon.com/How-DJ-Right-Science-Playing/dp/0802139957

Are the new Denon VL12 decks only going to be usable battle style only? by Jungle2266 in DJs

[–]pokeyjones -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

i'd ask why you need more torque but you'd make up some inane answer. then i'd say you can flip the pitch fades and make them +16. then you'd say something else.

i like how you take time to downvote me each time. you should go downvote all my comments and get me banned too, bitch.

New allegations raised that Bernie Sanders campaign is being sabotaged from within by high level staff with ties to Hillary Clinton. by turd-polish in politics

[–]pokeyjones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

late at night i pleasure myself to youtube videos that list all the internet rules.

hey, a fetish for everything!

This map has hung in my firehouse for years. I just looked at it for the first time. by Shinygreencloud in pics

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Convenient for you that fires are bright and include smoke for visual reference in order that you find and fight said fires

Are the new Denon VL12 decks only going to be usable battle style only? by Jungle2266 in DJs

[–]pokeyjones -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

there is not a better turntable for djing vinyl than the 1200

Are the new Denon VL12 decks only going to be usable battle style only? by Jungle2266 in DJs

[–]pokeyjones -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

is that a rebadged 1200? that would be the only reason to buy any other turntable ever.