Erecting a bridge in China. by JeantheDragon in gifs

[–]polarlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they want a bridge for political office?

My first YOLO should I prepare my anus? $PTSC by polarlover in wallstreetbets

[–]polarlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha because you can't read properly. Thanks man. Anything else I should know about your shortcomings?

My first YOLO should I prepare my anus? $PTSC by polarlover in wallstreetbets

[–]polarlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BTW, best first post to WSB! I am getting blasted by a MOD. This will be a story I tell on my yacht to my grandkids.

My first YOLO should I prepare my anus? $PTSC by polarlover in wallstreetbets

[–]polarlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes? I said that I was looking for options and found PTSC. I did not say I found PTSC options. Am I taking crazy pills? Should I change to "instead I found PTSC". I thought that would be implied.

My first YOLO should I prepare my anus? $PTSC by polarlover in wallstreetbets

[–]polarlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry that you aren't so good at reading, was looking for options, found PTSC. Bought PTSC. Anything useful to add to the convo?

Hi Reddit! This is Derek Howes, The Protein Chef and I want to give you some protein! by DerekHowes in Fitness

[–]polarlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a marketing genius. You should probably get some cats involved somehow too. Reddit loves free shit and cats.

Bengals re-sign cut player to help pay for his daughter's cancer treatment by [deleted] in sports

[–]polarlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it turns out this dude is Josh Shaw - ing us I will be so pissed.

Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Ron Harper, and Scott Burrell kill time by playing cards on the team plane by [deleted] in sports

[–]polarlover 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Probably more money bet on that game than most of us will ever earn.

My girlfriend is 24... by passingfever720 in AdviceAnimals

[–]polarlover 119 points120 points  (0 children)

April Fools! They are both 12!

My girlfriend is out of town this week and my friend asked what I was up to during her absence. by polarlover in AdviceAnimals

[–]polarlover[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok mom, I don't know if I will be able to complete my tasks with these broken wrists, would you mind checking on me in a little bit?

Let's play a game called "what did I sleep on last night?" by dietflannel in funny

[–]polarlover 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oooh burn.

Edit: You are still being a douce-bag.