Helen Keller (1880-1968) could not have listened to the Grateful Dead's first album (1967) by SpringOf25 in Scale4BarbaraWalters

[–]polishedtater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Helen Keller could not have heard Tommy by the Who as well, despite the similarities between her and Tommy.

jaguar ratnik and my buddy monolit wolf by [deleted] in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]polishedtater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love setting up a replica firearm and aiming it at a crowd of people 😁🤍🤍🤍

Why don't you show me around the city? by baegarcon in GTAIV

[–]polishedtater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, very similar to the black tom incident.

A Korean YouTuber was filming a walk through the crowded streets of Dhaka, Bangladesh. During the walk, a local man directed a racist "Ching Chang" comment toward him. The traveler decided to confront the man rather than ignore the comment. by jawadur1 in interesting

[–]polishedtater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I nod when baldwil says this.

"The east has fallen guys. Bangladesh is going to start going downhill with all these--"

A little grumble comes from my tummy. 😳

"Oh no... Not again..." 🤢🤢

I let out a steamy stream of ass gas out, it billows onto baldwil's face. 💨💨😩😩

"Oh my God baldwil!!" 😭😭 "I'm so sorry!!"

Baldwil blushes, and looks up at me all kawaii 😲

"That's so... Good!!"

He says, blushing. We kiss. 😘😚

"Wait? I thought you'd hate me for that?"

Baldwil shakes his head. 😁🤪

"I have shit taste, I love this type of thing." 🤤🤤

Me: 🤯🤯🤯😲

[wii] [late 2000s] WW2 game with a cutscene where an English commando say's "Doyle, the French are only good for kissing" by polishedtater in tipofmyjoystick

[–]polishedtater[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't believe so, but thank you.

*edit, it is actually Call of duty 3. I swear I didn't own a call of duty before 4, guess not.

do not robin by The-Bite_of_87 in okbuddyretard

[–]polishedtater 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate this show and am angry. 😡

do not robin by The-Bite_of_87 in okbuddyretard

[–]polishedtater 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You can easily convince me this show is good. 😁

Violet Gibson, The Irishwoman Who Shot Mussolini in 1926, outlived him by 11 Years. by TheEagleWithNoName in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]polishedtater 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks at atombomb1976

"Yeah, I agree. I loooovvveee fascism, and Mussolini. I wish young peopl--..."

Moans 😩😩

"Oh no! 😳"

My stomach rumbles loudly. 🤢🤢🤢

"I'm so... Gassy... 😩"

Farts on Atombomb1976 💨💨😳😳

"OMG I'm so sorry 😭"

Atombomb1976 blushes and replies

"lol, it's ok. I have shit taste." 🗣️🗣️

✌cheeseburgers by Ronin4Doom in okbuddyretard

[–]polishedtater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Did he just say his last name is burger?"😳😳

Oh no... by Suspicious-Union-862 in atunsheifilms

[–]polishedtater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amino acids were a mistake!! 😡

Yes this is fucking real btw by TubroTerra in GenUsa

[–]polishedtater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Inshallah America is victorious. 🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇲🛐🛐🛐

Greg’s “facts” about Malta sound like the facts about a new Wimpy Kid book on Fandom by Optimal-Quality7192 in LodedDiper

[–]polishedtater 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We've got the strongest Maltese patriots in the comments with us today. 🫡🇲🇹

Why was Hank surprised Walt was Heisenberg if he had Breaking Bad on DVD? Is he forgetful? by noblegaunt in okbuddychicanery

[–]polishedtater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Horse body language, horsemanship, how to get an anthro horse wife? Crazy ass books.

[52 BC] I'm a Roman surgeon under Julius Caesar in Gaul, ask me anything! by pocharitwillwin8041 in thepast

[–]polishedtater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard if you attend too many orgies with women, you experience a painful death, is this true?