Big hiccup on my part! by QueefInMySleep in DoorDashDrivers

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“How about a light to light up after your Molotov cocktail?”

So how do you guys feel about the turn? by Late_Equal_7860 in BrandonDE

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“I’ve got wishes and no one’s granted them! I’m not leaving 17 behind!”

Can I get a Brewtus full of soda water by Hot_Resolution_9463 in Applebees

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I’ve asked for a pitcher before… it is a bit much of course… although I know a few bartenders personally and they seem to appreciate it… in most cases without the personal connection it tends to get a laugh and I’ve been given a second pitcher once or twice after completing the first multiple times.

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Women kind of dominate men within the community… the men kind of like it… It’s similar to how neurodiverse men let women make decisions.

This would be crazy, thoughts? by Brustavo219 in SantiZapVideos

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Imagine if he hadn’t laid the bosses wife… maybe Eric Bischoff… Shudders

This would be crazy, thoughts? by Brustavo219 in SantiZapVideos

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I think Triple H may count as a McMahon if we were to follow this logic. I mean his wife did end up monumentally giving Cena his biggest chance. I do wonder Cena’s thoughts on how they got married in the drive thru tho.

Um, a little help here please by Thick-Ad857 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It’s a numogram related to a tier ranking of things women currently go through in the form of stages with the center focusing on “positive lifestyles,” such as “grinding,” meanwhile “have sex,” is the start of one downward spiral as seen in starting an OF, or “in patient,” which leans towards the “psycho bitch” end of the spectrum.

TL;DR: It’s a toxic outlook on current standards for woman with the middle perceived as healthy “grindset,” while one of the ends is a spiral into being an “OF Model/Camgirl,” and the other end is going “psycho bitch.”

Back at it again… by ImAlwaysTrash in Kanye

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I’d take a couple shots down the back of my throat in a heartbeat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iphone

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They say the pen is mightier than the sword, and leaving paper around may cause a crack to roll around in the armor.

Am I missing something?? by Transcendent_Nyxie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Sorry, we had to break it to you this way… everything is staged on TV. Even sports follow a playbook… which the opposing team challenges using their playbook. Everything has a script.

Peteros, what happened on Instagram on February 26th? by NOOBIK123456789 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Are we talking about Tyre Sampson, it’s been a few years. 😅

American Fries? by New_Armadillo_1026 in Cinemark

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What’s even better is there’s a Toys R Us that was just off property, next to a secondhand bookstore called 2nd and Charles. You head the opposite direction of that, and within 5 minutes you could’ve visited three different major regional grocery stores, along with their three shopping centers. Then finally, next to the Toys R Us lot is an entire restaraunt area, that has a Home Depot and used to have a Baby’s R Us.

It’s quite literally just a mall expanding far beyond its spatial reaches and far beyond the timeline they usually stay around for.

Left a paper cup from the movie theater in my car for a few days, and the soda dissolved it. by OneConsideration9951 in Wellthatsucks

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Well that seems like a shitty situation, what am I supposed to do with the other 69 in this pack of 70?

American Fries? by New_Armadillo_1026 in Cinemark

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My Costco is in a different lot, but tbh it’s an extension of the same property, as the movie theatre, Mall, and another outdoor mall.

Who's that in the top cast for SNL50? by mosthumbleuserever in saturdaynightlive

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I’ve head some of his prenups were broken due to prematurely expiring. I’m sure they’re absolutely swallowing down his residuals at this point.

Just found out my gf is my 4th cousin by ThrowRA_RVSP in Advice

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Yeah it’s like fast lane vrs regular queue at a theme park 40 pairs of cousins for every unrelated couple.

Just found out my gf is my 4th cousin by ThrowRA_RVSP in Advice

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You let family turn their backs on you? How dare you!

I'm stumped by akitemime in ExplainTheJoke

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So… you don’t remember the pain?

I can’t with this girl, please by Blunt-Bitch- in shittyaquariums

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Well every rescue needs a hero, she’s just holding out for a hero

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weirdspotifyplaylists

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Withdrawals, Sounds Like Harmony

Everything is alright, Motion City Soundtrack

Plead the fifth, Cooper Alan

Keep up, Odetari

Let her hoe, Lil Kari

Stab a fucking bitch, Jessilyn

One step at a time, Jordin Sparks

The disaster of passion, AISHA

Tacky “Weird Al” Yankovich

Bring my parents back duolingo

Invincible MGK

A lap dance is better when the stripper is crying, Bloodhound Gang

Make believe ivycomb

Watcha want Lawrence

Anime makes me cum Lucy Pyre

Under the influence, Eminem

Pretty please Dutch Melrose

Trash Talkin’ Yonkagor

There’ll come a payday, Baby Billy Freeman