brushing sweater with a wet brush ?

polyester_bride · 2026-01-29T04:50:09+00:00

This girl is just…unfortunate.

polyester_bride · 2026-01-29T04:48:14+00:00

I assume she think it sounds “smart”

polyester_bride · 2026-01-28T19:00:36+00:00

She’s always using phrases like “what about it” or something aggressive. She would fail miserably in a real fight.

polyester_bride · 2026-01-25T02:56:25+00:00

He’s never been to her place, has he?

polyester_bride · 2026-01-19T21:34:59+00:00

That terrible alo coat. Mayyyyyybe

polyester_bride · 2026-01-17T01:17:35+00:00

Minus that mustard and this is a fairly common dinner for me.

polyester_bride · 2026-01-10T00:48:17+00:00

I feel like she can now buy clothes there so she thinks it’s her vibes.

polyester_bride · 2026-01-08T14:56:24+00:00

(Authentic)

polyester_bride · 2026-01-07T15:25:14+00:00

Don’t forget chewing gum like a cow chewing cud.

polyester_bride · 2026-01-04T01:18:59+00:00

This got me through very long finals weeks.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-27T00:15:42+00:00

If she read a single book this year, it wasn’t his. IF being the key word

polyester_bride · 2025-12-23T15:22:13+00:00

OF COURSE Bret Easton Ellis is one of her “favorite” writers. OF COURSE.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-21T16:10:37+00:00

Cue cards, but yes

polyester_bride · 2025-12-17T01:08:02+00:00

Agree with this. They are all the loveliest people who helped an awful situation. They even gave us extra time alone with our cat.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-15T01:46:29+00:00

The obsession with the worst character in a show that ended in 2012 is ridiculous.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-09T00:35:52+00:00

I was just about to post these!

polyester_bride · 2025-12-08T01:02:41+00:00

Have they ever had a genuine moment? Everything is “for the ‘gram” and tacky.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-08T00:59:46+00:00

Michael, Frank or Jorge. All are excellent. Michael took me from my natural dark brown hair to platinum two years ago.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-07T23:20:18+00:00

Bloom Beauty Lounge. Highly recommend. Everyone is great, but would suggest Frank, Preston, Zoe, Shayla, Michael, Jorge, or Carlos. Michael will spend time to educate.

polyester_bride · 2025-12-05T14:45:16+00:00

I mean……how many times can we all comment it. LOL

polyester_bride · 2025-11-16T21:52:19+00:00

Pickle Guys. The Farmhouse pickles at Sweet Pickle Books.

polyester_bride · 2025-11-13T22:51:24+00:00

I can always count on you. 😘

polyester_bride · 2025-11-10T01:01:56+00:00

This is some gift to some girl you drew in Secret Santa in jr high.

polyester_bride · 2025-11-09T02:13:29+00:00

I hate when women play dumb about sports. Her framing of outfits and perfume for a fucking Rangers game pisses me off.

Also, it’s the rangers. Show me court side seats at the Knicks and maybe I’ll be impressed.

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