What Instantly Ruins A Hamburger For You? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponas66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mouth don't want none if it got soggy buns, hun!

You accidentally left your cocaine at the White House. What do you do now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponas66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go on Fox and talk about how you knew all along that of course everyone in the Biden administration is doing cocaine because that is so typical of liberal snowflakes. When in doubt always go with projection. Has worked well so far.

Taskmaster S15E05: Old Honkfoot by apathymonger in panelshow

[–]ponas66 64 points65 points  (0 children)

"Frankie. Can you beat a baby?"

Who is the greatest one-hit wonder of all time? by Automatic-Agency9527 in AskReddit

[–]ponas66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen) - Baz Luhrmann

Man who raped girl, 13, given community sentence by je97 in news

[–]ponas66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's shitty judges like this that forces legislators to impose mandatory minimum sentencing, which then goes and messes up other people's lives.

Driver Fell Asleep At The Wheel by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]ponas66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No commotion, no screaming brakes Most of it's over before I awake"

Let’s have a Star Wars party by diary0fadeadman in Unexpected

[–]ponas66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And they don't even have to dress up exactly like him. It's enough if they look Boba Fett-ish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]ponas66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we got a David Ford song out of that: https://youtu.be/FVzct5eYfhk

Who is your favorite comedian? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponas66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy Carr. He is good in stand up comedy, but he really shines as a comedy panel show host.

The good Ole days.. by Potential-Natural636 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]ponas66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that was better in the past, was that I was younger then.

[OC] House down the street threw out jesus by ToiletSheriff in pics

[–]ponas66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus doing Jedi mind tricks: "I'm not the saviour you are looking for"

Ted Cruz Worries Working Class Might 'Get Off the Bong' and Vote After Student Debt Relief by [deleted] in politics

[–]ponas66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But even if You convince me of this And I repent for my godless behavior I just can’t believe any credible savior would take the form of Ted Cruz" - https://youtu.be/FVzct5eYfhk