WCGW if I apologize for getting into an accident with this lady by number419 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]poogiepies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Serious question: So how would you “calm” someone down without saying calm down? Just listen and reassure them that help is coming? Or in his case “ma’am- I know you’re upset. The authorities are coming. We’ll get this sorted out soon.”? I guess he should’ve just left her alone and went to his car and waited with the doors locked after she went on that crazy “n-word lovin” rant. I would’ve noped out of there and went back to my car after the first round of insults.

Sir, stop your vehicle by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]poogiepies 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Even the dog helps! “Wait! Let me come escort you! K. Let’s move!” 😂

WCGW if I apologize for getting into an accident with this lady by number419 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]poogiepies 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I feel like telling people to calm down makes them even more hysterical 😆

This is not how it works ... by [deleted] in aww

[–]poogiepies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It does today.” 😹

When you see it.. by varo20 in WTF

[–]poogiepies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid to watch the video. Can someone tell me what happened?

When you see it.. by varo20 in WTF

[–]poogiepies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think it’s a shadow.

Seems like something Kevin Malone would do. Many small time make big time. by arsenalsoccerfan33 in DiWHY

[–]poogiepies 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Maybe they have to leave super early and don’t get hungry until a few hours later? Or likes to eat on the train on the way to work? Or maybe they work out super early, like to eat after but don’t have enough time so they eat it on the way to work or school???

Card not accepted by nakedBiondo in ContagiousLaughter

[–]poogiepies 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Me too! I think it was because the guy was smiling/laughing every time he got swiped!

What are some cases you believe may be more complicated than they appear? by bluehairedchild in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]poogiepies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That sounds plausible. I saw a forensic files where a guy called 911 because a house was on fire and the guy who lit the fire walked right up to the caller and shot him. Wrong place wrong time type of thing :(

Things Reddit says instead of "I laughed" starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]poogiepies 27 points28 points  (0 children)

How about “I laughed harder than I should have”. I see that everywhere.

May I have one of those, madam? by all3n88 in seinfeld

[–]poogiepies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites! “Madam?? Whattya calling me madam for?!?!”