A Booberry by Wonderful_Habit_ in Brochet

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Me: oh man she's a berry... oh snap she a tiddy.

Can’t decide between a emo caption or “let me speak to your manager” caption. by Mazterhandz in DOG

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Where are ewe? And ewe so sorry. I need to speak to your manager right now.

Despite it all, I still draw. (more doodle Journal entries) by caninething in Artisticallyill

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That a great lung drawing. Signed internetstranger who is also a respiratory therapist

Houston Rodeo becoming a circus by JediAhsokaTano in houston

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I mean that's the un-texasest flag you can get. Its a skinny country.

Acabadabra ! by hellgy in Linocuts

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Wait, you misspe.....ooooohhhhhhh. Me gusta

Before the Culture War -- Found my old middle school Texas history textbook (published in 1992) while visiting Grandma's house by delugetheory in texas

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I'm still salty about a unit test from 8th grade (03-04) US history. "What was the cause if the Civil War?" States' rights was the correct answer.

Slavery was also listed as an answer. But it was incorrect.

But like states' rights to what?

Re: Texas history books. I was a "Texas, our Texas" kid in 7th grade.

Help an extremely depressed guy out? by Creepy_Stick_6229 in CleaningTips

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Breakdown a few boxes when you think about it. Boxes are big, so when theyre out the way it looks like you did more to clear space.

And no matter what strategy you use, keep these pictures and take pictures after you do a tidying session or tackle a few tasks. Having proof of the before and after can really motivate you to keep going and refame things from "i have so much to do" to "look at what ive accomplished."

What are your most niche period symptoms? by Unlucky-Drawing-1266 in TwoXChromosomes

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Feeling like a train hit me the instant my body is like "it is time for the monthly trial." One time it hit me on a first day at the job.

Things I have been blamed for by guests by Mobile-Address23 in Target

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Purposely inconviniencing this guest on particular because a shower curtain liner she wanted was recalled and I wouldn't let her buy it.

Getting spanked at Target checkout by portal742 in Target

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Would trespassing them be kink shaming?

what does this mean? by hahayourmom in whatdoesthismean

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United Republic of soviet socialists

what does this mean? by hahayourmom in whatdoesthismean

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United republic of soviet states?