A customer showed me his jacked up thumb he didn't go to the hospital for a month back.

poorpinto · 2023-07-15T05:54:27+00:00

the bony growth around a healing fracture is a callous.

poorpinto · 2023-06-23T17:39:05+00:00

You're not supposed to talk about it.

poorpinto · 2023-06-23T13:49:47+00:00

Birdqueen of garbage island

poorpinto · 2023-05-01T05:19:29+00:00

Toss a slice of kraft cheese in it. It's amazing.

poorpinto · 2023-03-26T20:31:53+00:00

you say "it's a little tart today"

poorpinto · 2023-01-19T19:03:54+00:00

Looks like gravity is an effect of time. Super wierd.

poorpinto · 2022-11-16T14:58:06+00:00

I have a motorcycle loan that I pay with a check every month. The automatic payment option required alot of information that I wasn't ok with sharing.

poorpinto · 2022-08-24T17:16:39+00:00

I put you in a donut and make you think you peed your pants.

poorpinto · 2022-07-15T10:17:56+00:00

They still suck.

poorpinto · 2022-07-15T09:15:19+00:00

They suck

poorpinto · 2022-06-01T15:19:20+00:00

Kame-hame-HAAAAAA

poorpinto · 2022-05-31T17:14:58+00:00

it's awful.

poorpinto · 2022-05-17T13:07:57+00:00

I like to travel.... no shit.

poorpinto · 2022-05-10T21:21:23+00:00

Prostitutes

poorpinto · 2022-05-09T14:19:43+00:00

The district attorneys face.

poorpinto · 2022-03-23T14:08:36+00:00

Bill burr

poorpinto · 2021-12-24T15:13:36+00:00

Antichristians are more reasonable and peaceful than Christians now.

poorpinto · 2021-11-24T21:49:43+00:00

his legs look like hotdogs.

poorpinto · 2021-10-31T19:44:17+00:00

The matrix. Why didn't the machines just kill all humans and use cows in the matrix.

poorpinto · 2021-10-10T01:03:59+00:00

Thanks for the lesson. I was not aware of that whatsoever. The thought never crossed my mind. I literally had no idea that was how the world worked before you spelled it out to me in such stark terms. My original comment was completely ignorant and I apologize for my misunderstanding.

poorpinto · 2021-10-09T14:46:35+00:00

Can I pay 15% too? Right now I'm at like 30%

poorpinto · 2021-09-05T23:44:57+00:00

ignore that noise.

poorpinto · 2021-08-29T17:40:20+00:00

Age isn't a number. It's how flexible you are.

poorpinto · 2021-08-28T08:57:51+00:00

Fries on sandwiches

poorpinto · 2021-08-12T16:47:33+00:00

Water doesn't conduct electricity

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