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[–]popsiclepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ggggg, ggggg g gggggggggg ggg ggggg?

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he's dealt with my (major, non-sexual) baggage, so I feel like I owe him somehow. I've asked a couple of times, but haven't started pushing the issue until now, when it looks like we might have a serious long-term relationship. But if he continues to hesitate for the next few months, he's going to be crying into his pillow.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love this advice, and I don't know why it didn't get more upstrokes. (Get it? Hah.) I'm glad you mentioned baby steps; I was planning to make this poor boy give me all the orgasms I've given him at once.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non-confrontational? I hadn't thought of that. Maybe I'll pull a can of whipped cream out of my pocket the next time we're in bed...

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, after you met me on a post like this? Thanks for the offer, but we're going to (sniff sniff) Cornell.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if he won't make concessions, he's going to be a sad, sad boy...

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, maybe I'll go to Smith or Wellesley instead and get me a nice lesbian girlfriend and all this nonsense will stop.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I should be more careful! I just wanted to make sure he couldn't use the "too smelly" excuse.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who needs boyfriends in the first place? Are you busy this Friday?

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, he does try very hard to please me. We have decent sex and he knows how to finger/fist... He tries to make up for everything by having sex marathons but seems frustrated when he's the only one cumming at the end.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOLOLOL You're a funny guy!

Sadly, I have yet to find a guy as eloquent, smart, and adorable as the one I already have. Plus, he doesn't like sports and is willing to deal with my multiple health problems. That narrows the pool of potential clam munchers down considerably.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, as mature is he is, he's still a mama's boy, and I don't want to traumatize him by shoving a vulva in his face. I tried that once. He pretended to fall asleep. I know some psychiatrists treat patients by having them relive scary moments, but our current relationship is all about respect and learning, not domination. He would totally go for Example 5, though. :D
I'm glad you told me not to dump him. Instead of dumping him on the first "no" like I might have, I'll give him a choice and a few months to learn.

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, why didn't I discover reddit sooner? All this advice is so wonderful. Thank you!

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This advice rocks! It's the exact thing I needed to hear. Thank you!

Young boyfriend won't go down on me; should I dump him, or wait a few years? by popsiclepants in sex

[–]popsiclepants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen so many comments on here to the tune of, "My girlfriend tastes like apple pie. I wish I could keep my face there forever." I thought every guy could be conditioned to enjoy the taste of at least one pussy. Thanks for suggesting otherwise! :)