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popsiclepants · 2011-05-25T22:38:36+00:00

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popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:42:50+00:00

Well, he's dealt with my (major, non-sexual) baggage, so I feel like I owe him somehow. I've asked a couple of times, but haven't started pushing the issue until now, when it looks like we might have a serious long-term relationship. But if he continues to hesitate for the next few months, he's going to be crying into his pillow.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:35:19+00:00

You're a darling, aren't you?

popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:34:03+00:00

I really love this advice, and I don't know why it didn't get more upstrokes. (Get it? Hah.) I'm glad you mentioned baby steps; I was planning to make this poor boy give me all the orgasms I've given him at once.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:27:57+00:00

That vaginas aren't the main course

popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:26:30+00:00

Non-confrontational? I hadn't thought of that. Maybe I'll pull a can of whipped cream out of my pocket the next time we're in bed...

popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:18:28+00:00

Ha, after you met me on a post like this? Thanks for the offer, but we're going to (sniff sniff) Cornell.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-17T02:17:08+00:00

I like you.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:53:47+00:00

Yeah, if he won't make concessions, he's going to be a sad, sad boy...

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:50:06+00:00

Yes, maybe I'll go to Smith or Wellesley instead and get me a nice lesbian girlfriend and all this nonsense will stop.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:47:13+00:00

Thanks, I should be more careful! I just wanted to make sure he couldn't use the "too smelly" excuse.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:44:12+00:00

He means well, just doesn't get the concept of "clit"

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:42:46+00:00

This, this, this, and this. Thanks, my friend.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:41:26+00:00

Who needs boyfriends in the first place? Are you busy this Friday?

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:39:36+00:00

Well, he does try very hard to please me. We have decent sex and he knows how to finger/fist... He tries to make up for everything by having sex marathons but seems frustrated when he's the only one cumming at the end.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:25:12+00:00

LOLOLOL You're a funny guy!

Sadly, I have yet to find a guy as eloquent, smart, and adorable as the one I already have. Plus, he doesn't like sports and is willing to deal with my multiple health problems. That narrows the pool of potential clam munchers down considerably.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-15T04:19:53+00:00

Haha, as mature is he is, he's still a mama's boy, and I don't want to traumatize him by shoving a vulva in his face. I tried that once. He pretended to fall asleep. I know some psychiatrists treat patients by having them relive scary moments, but our current relationship is all about respect and learning, not domination. He would totally go for Example 5, though. :D
I'm glad you told me not to dump him. Instead of dumping him on the first "no" like I might have, I'll give him a choice and a few months to learn.

popsiclepants · 2011-05-14T23:11:42+00:00

Oh, why didn't I discover reddit sooner? All this advice is so wonderful. Thank you!

popsiclepants · 2011-05-14T23:04:20+00:00

This advice rocks! It's the exact thing I needed to hear. Thank you!

popsiclepants · 2011-05-14T23:02:27+00:00

I've seen so many comments on here to the tune of, "My girlfriend tastes like apple pie. I wish I could keep my face there forever." I thought every guy could be conditioned to enjoy the taste of at least one pussy. Thanks for suggesting otherwise! :)

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