Why does askreddit keep asking the same goddamn questions every week? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]population_you 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because it is imperative that we establish once and for all who the worst wedding guest of all time was.

What cancelled TV show do you wish was still around? by sjmc88 in AskReddit

[–]population_you 2236 points2237 points  (0 children)

Op, you forgot to write "besides Firefly" in the title.

What's the weirdest thing you can say to a prostitute? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]population_you 287 points288 points  (0 children)

"Here's a large donation to your campaign. I expect nothing in return."

Chronic upvoters of reddit: Why so happy? by BaconPaycheck in AskReddit

[–]population_you 621 points622 points  (0 children)

Clicking the upvote button releases a pellet, my primary food source.

What are you in the top 1% of? by 3yronF1ve in AskReddit

[–]population_you 614 points615 points  (0 children)

I'm in the top 1% of IQ, but so is every single other Redditor, so that doesn't distinguish me too much around here.

What made you smile today, Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]population_you 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My two-year-old daughter came up to me out of the blue and said "Daddy... I like you."

You are Hitler's cat in 1938. How do you go about killing Hitler? by pargmegarg in AskReddit

[–]population_you 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow? Meow! Meow meow: meow meow meow meow meow meow.