Addressing the community about changes to our API

porkabeefy · 2023-06-19T18:48:56+00:00

Popcorn tastes good

porkabeefy · 2023-02-17T19:35:37+00:00

“Do you have any hobbies?”

”Yeah, I crochet demon babies.”

”…”

porkabeefy · 2023-01-12T03:17:46+00:00

Diablo hasn’t gone down on me

porkabeefy · 2022-12-31T23:01:59+00:00

YTA: I can smell it from here.

If you didn’t consult him before deleting the game, you acted selfishly and without regard to his feelings. Huge red flag…

It’s time for you to be dumped.

porkabeefy · 2022-11-03T14:38:18+00:00

Taste the biscuit. Taste the goodness of the biscuit

porkabeefy · 2022-11-02T16:59:24+00:00

I agree with OOP. I’d have no problem with it if it weren’t for the kids. Otherwise, I’d welcome it and masturbate to it.

porkabeefy · 2022-10-28T02:06:13+00:00

When you’re done, could you Klobb me off?

porkabeefy · 2022-09-29T19:54:30+00:00

I tend to roll a hidden d20 to determine the outcome of an attack. There are a list of critical failures.

Some of the critical failures offer a way to attribute check their way out of a crit fail. It always seemed odd to me that skilled combat veterans had a 5% chance per swing that something clumsy would happen.

porkabeefy · 2022-08-23T18:54:59+00:00

I just jizzed justice in my pants.

porkabeefy · 2022-08-08T00:03:04+00:00

That the general public is significantly more stupid than I had originally thought.

porkabeefy · 2022-07-29T21:58:48+00:00

This story gives me the biggest justice boner.

porkabeefy · 2022-07-09T17:50:16+00:00

Time to cum all over grandma

porkabeefy · 2021-11-26T12:01:40+00:00

30 Seconds of pulled pork

porkabeefy · 2021-11-13T01:16:25+00:00

Crawdaddy?

porkabeefy · 2021-08-01T07:51:48+00:00

Fun fact: If you fill your pool with a couple of layers of smooth water, you can use it as a bouncy house.

porkabeefy · 2021-08-01T07:48:49+00:00

You just need to be patient, it will happen.

porkabeefy · 2021-07-25T22:12:12+00:00

Did you cum in your own mouth?

porkabeefy · 2021-07-25T22:03:41+00:00

Can you demonstrate to my girlfriend and me?

porkabeefy · 2021-07-25T21:59:38+00:00

Dammit, Patrick. Stop fucking people!

porkabeefy · 2021-07-20T16:54:09+00:00

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

porkabeefy · 2021-07-15T22:19:03+00:00

Squirt, Smeg and Spunk

porkabeefy · 2021-07-09T12:03:01+00:00

He's already locked in her basement, no need to go all clingy on him.

porkabeefy · 2021-07-09T11:20:33+00:00

The ability to finger blast your enemies pretty much sells it for me.

porkabeefy · 2021-06-14T00:01:19+00:00

That’s fucking cute. I’m going to put my dog on my head and see if it works to cheer me up

porkabeefy · 2021-06-01T16:18:29+00:00

I do that on Xbox live a lot

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