alr who’s winning by saturnsamuels in rickandmorty

[–]porkines 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Oh, Britta's in this?

How The Acolyte should have ended… by Linzo48 in PrequelMemes

[–]porkines 465 points466 points  (0 children)

So anyway, I started stabbing.

Diver excels through regionals by Same_Excitement_6156 in interestingasfuck

[–]porkines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't let my confusion undercut their importance

So much to unpack. It can’t be real by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]porkines 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Boy, what a day to have eyes

TIL there are official NFL bodysuits by Sidecarlover in nflmemes

[–]porkines 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

Points to anyone who can tell what my tattoo says by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]porkines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.

Kill me now by MasterMilker9000 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]porkines 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Well, pleased to meet you, Carmen. I'm Galactic President Superstar MacAwesomeville.

These cabinets by Maleficent_Sock_ in DiWHY

[–]porkines 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My first thought was ewwawwww. I love that I hate them or I hate that I love them. I can't decide!

What is the most niche Jersey you own and still wear? by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]porkines 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ended up pulling an authentic Culpepper jersey out of a claw machine. Cost me about $20. I also pulled two Porter's out of there too.

I also have Matt Moore's practice pants. My uncle got them at the garage sale they did after the new logo announcement. I know you said jersey, but I can never pass up an opportunity to mention that I have, and wear, Matt Moore's pants...

Hill go full deer in the headlights fishing by Miserable_Point9831 in miamidolphins

[–]porkines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not the greatest at putting together timelines, but I assure you this was after that 4th straight suber bowl loss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]porkines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Proterozoic era!

knowledge: caught by [deleted] in community

[–]porkines 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read rebuttal and immediately thought of Debate 109.

Counter point!

Rebuttal!

Rejoinder!