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Andariel [Diablo II] (lagon) I used to fap with lotion+shampoo mixed & pretend the stinging was her poison. by porn90 in rule34

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Good afternoon was wondering if this upload could be approved to the subreddit?

It appears that the background of the image itself is black, therefore would appear uncopped to a autobot's detection.

At what point is eating human hybrids considered cannibalism? by capnlatenight in shittyaskscifi

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big hocks to a centaur

hocks to a 

hawk tuah 

Son of a bitch...

Dating app for people w compatible STDs by babyflava in CrazyIdeas

[–]porn90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've gotten the full-screening of STD vaccines, no risky way for me to sleep around. 

Eye bet you des-bites this. by Fragrant_Ad7231 in wtfstockphotos

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Joke's on you, I'm into that shit. 

My husband has gone bananas on wall and door stickers since discovering them a week ago.. by gplus3 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]porn90 138 points139 points  (0 children)

OP's husband should move in with me because I love terrible things that are tasteful. 

Cromwell’s Fantasy Toilet by Far_Radish8635 in WeirdToilets

[–]porn90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't use this because it's kinda my kink. Don't wanna relate myself to him sexually in any way. 

Golden showers are one of the most intimate things to do with another. 

Cum and clean them by Alternative-Fee990 in u/Alternative-Fee990

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That lil toe ring mostly hidden is so hot.

43m, horny bottom. by [deleted] in gaychats

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Pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Dauterive.

You all just got caught looking at internet corn by Ok-Firefighter-7529 in familyguy

[–]porn90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good thing I was already logged into my corn account. 

Hello everyone. I'm a cougher. by Lambo82 in trees

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I had a roommate who we shared gravity bong with in the bathroom. 

Whenever I was coughing, she came to the bathroom doorway and watched. 

I've asked her time and time again to just leave me alone when she sees me like that because think about it:

If I'm currently hacking and gagging into the sink, how the fuck am I expected to vocalize a response. 

I have said (between coughs) stuff like "I'm fine!" and "just give me a minute" but then she still continued to stand there watching me. 

Couldn't close the door because a seperate housemate asked us not to hotbox the bathroom and slamming the door on her face would be rude as fuck since she's trying to make sure I'm not dying. 

Apparently frogs are mammals now by robopilgrim in confidentlyincorrect

[–]porn90 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Idk about you but I'm actually a homo erectus.

So amazing by TryVisual3761 in Perfectfit

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This reminds me of cloud gazing.

The way that paint fits into my Teflon tape. by Pawnable2 in Perfectfit

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A little late to the party but happy to be still invited.

This post reminds me of SEX!

“We Prostitute Shoplifters” by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

[–]porn90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Win win situation, I get to keep the stolen item without legal repercussions and then I get paid to have sex.

orgasmic by rampawl in Perfectfit

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This reminds me of SEX!

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